counting the ballroom chairs

A phrase used when one needs to defecate (potty), but does not want to reveal it to the public. Generally used when with a group of people who know the actual meaning.

<person 1> I'm going to go count the ballroom chairs.
<person 2> (ignorant of the fact) Oh okay.
<person 3> (whispers to person 2) He's actually going to go poo!
<person 2> (surprised)Oh!

by Kenny November 29, 2002

Counting Crows

When you stop paying attention to Twitter and start looking at real birds...

He's not tweeted in days, he's out counting crows.

by Septimusistryingtofindaname January 12, 2013

countrybonics

this is more of a category definition, as opposed to a word used in an actual sentence in everyday language...

"countrybonics" is when caucasian (white) americans that typically live southern states (that can be characterized by "country" culture - cowboy, rural, western, etc) use language that is more commonly used by african &/or other ethnic americans in larger urban (maybe even ghetto) areas.

the language becomes a mix of rural/country slang/lingo & urban slang/lingo - &/or it may be that their style of speaking is very urban (hand gestures, clothing style, etc), but the language itself is still very country/rural.

countrybonics: like when you compliment a seemingly typical white guy on his very large truck w/an extended cab & dual back tires (& maybe even a gun/rifle rack in the back window) and he replies, "thanks nigga, that's how i roll" - as he turns to spit some of his smokeless tobacco (dip) that he has behind his front bottom lip - as he then turns back towards you and flashes a west coast gang symbol to which he has no affiliation.

by rscott June 8, 2007

counterintuitive

1) counter to what intuition would lead one to expect
2) weird
3) f***ed up
4) my favorite word

oh, its the opposite of what I thought it would be...ooo! I can use my favorite word! IT'S COUNTERINTUITIVE!!!!

by meIsayI October 28, 2008

Cuntrina

A backstabbing bitch who is ugly and whorange (Snookie) and slimy and greasy and stupid. Often sports fake jet-black hair. Ugly stained teeth of a horse. Due to lack of love in general, she puts out uncontrollably in order to fill a void that at this rate will remain eternally empty due to her indecency and heartless disposition. It is suspected that she is a female but common sightings of the beast often prove otherwise. Do not let her pseudo-philosophy fool you because her Poptart brain is filled with gumbo. She talks like a grown man retard playing chubby bunny. Her cackle resembles that of a dying gopher. You may find her at your local YMCA, as she has gained the "freshman 15." If you sight a Cuntrina, simply ignore her by walking away to avoid satisfying her craving for recognition by human beings. She will try to talk to communicate with you via incomprehensible man-mumbling, but you will not understand.

Cuntrina: "Uhhhh uhhh buhhuhh muhuhmmfh fmmmahh."
Megan: "One....cunt.......rina...(I fucking hate Cuntrina)"
Cuntrina: "schuuuuuh duhhh hnuhhh."

Cuntrina: "I slept with my best friend's ex-boyfriend!"
Human: "What a cunt."

Human 1: "I think I saw a Cuntrina lurking around the dining hall today"
Human 2: "What a cunt."

by furryfriends4ever January 2, 2012

countriest

People who hate people from other countries depending on where they are from. The often believe their country is the most superior and demean any other country in comparison to their own. They catagorize the people in the country as one huge stereotype and assume their personality and intelligence (usually assume negatively) based on where they are from.

These people are ignorant themselves for they make vague assumptions and refuse to accept people or things from other countries without actually knowing who or what they are.

Common countriest sayings...

"Americans are Rednecks."
"Italians are Greasy."
"British are snobs."
"Canadians are weak."
"(insert country)s are (insert stereotype)."

by Blakester December 6, 2006

49 and Counting

49andCounting started in March, 2009 as a bunch of guys that barely knew eachother. Getting right to work, we quickly realized the love we have for playing together. All the way from Greg Ledbetter's drum skills and moving, captivating drum parts, to Tyler Ullman's break away bass lines, Dan Oliveau's deep, true lyrics and catchy lead guitar parts, and Kevin Shepherd's rhythmic, structural rhythm guitar input, 49andCounting is devoted to giving you a fun show, a song stuck and your head, and captured minds as you walk out of the venue's door.

49 and Counting should be up there with bands such as greenday, the foo fighters, and weezer.

by Leonard Hofstader January 5, 2010