A backstabbing bitch who is ugly and whorange (Snookie) and slimy and greasy and stupid. Often sports fake jet-black hair. Ugly stained teeth of a horse. Due to lack of love in general, she puts out uncontrollably in order to fill a void that at this rate will remain eternally empty due to her indecency and heartless disposition. It is suspected that she is a female but common sightings of the beast often prove otherwise. Do not let her pseudo-philosophy fool you because her Poptart brain is filled with gumbo. She talks like a grown man retard playing chubby bunny. Her cackle resembles that of a dying gopher. You may find her at your local YMCA, as she has gained the "freshman 15." If you sight a Cuntrina, simply ignore her by walking away to avoid satisfying her craving for recognition by human beings. She will try to talk to communicate with you via incomprehensible man-mumbling, but you will not understand.
Cuntrina: "Uhhhh uhhh buhhuhh muhuhmmfh fmmmahh."
Megan: "One....cunt.......rina...(I fucking hate Cuntrina)"
Cuntrina: "schuuuuuh duhhh hnuhhh."
Cuntrina: "I slept with my best friend's ex-boyfriend!"
Human: "What a cunt."
Human 1: "I think I saw a Cuntrina lurking around the dining hall today"
Human 2: "What a cunt."
Megan: "One....cunt.......rina...(I fucking hate Cuntrina)"
Cuntrina: "schuuuuuh duhhh hnuhhh."
Cuntrina: "I slept with my best friend's ex-boyfriend!"
Human: "What a cunt."
Human 1: "I think I saw a Cuntrina lurking around the dining hall today"
Human 2: "What a cunt."
by furryfriends4ever January 01, 2012
A wild untamed cunty bitch whose cuntyness possesses the destructive power of a category 5 hurricane
Simon - Hey your bitch is coming to visit you tomorrow.
Issac - Damn Hurricane Cuntrina will hit this place tomorrow.
Issac - Damn Hurricane Cuntrina will hit this place tomorrow.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
Me “slay the house down boots you serving hurricane cuntrina tonight!”
Her “it’s giving queef partayyy!”
Her “it’s giving queef partayyy!”
by Isaqueef March 15, 2024