Cuntrina

A backstabbing bitch who is ugly and whorange (Snookie) and slimy and greasy and stupid. Often sports fake jet-black hair. Ugly stained teeth of a horse. Due to lack of love in general, she puts out uncontrollably in order to fill a void that at this rate will remain eternally empty due to her indecency and heartless disposition. It is suspected that she is a female but common sightings of the beast often prove otherwise. Do not let her pseudo-philosophy fool you because her Poptart brain is filled with gumbo. She talks like a grown man retard playing chubby bunny. Her cackle resembles that of a dying gopher. You may find her at your local YMCA, as she has gained the "freshman 15." If you sight a Cuntrina, simply ignore her by walking away to avoid satisfying her craving for recognition by human beings. She will try to talk to communicate with you via incomprehensible man-mumbling, but you will not understand.

Cuntrina: "Uhhhh uhhh buhhuhh muhuhmmfh fmmmahh."
Megan: "One....cunt.......rina...(I fucking hate Cuntrina)"
Cuntrina: "schuuuuuh duhhh hnuhhh."

Cuntrina: "I slept with my best friend's ex-boyfriend!"
Human: "What a cunt."

Human 1: "I think I saw a Cuntrina lurking around the dining hall today"
Human 2: "What a cunt."

Cuntrina by furryfriends4ever January 2, 2012

Hurricane Cuntrina 

A wild untamed cunty bitch whose cuntyness possesses the destructive power of a category 5 hurricane

Simon - Hey your bitch is coming to visit you tomorrow.
Issac - Damn Hurricane Cuntrina will hit this place tomorrow.

Hurricane Cuntrina by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

Hurricane Cuntrina 

Word or phrase to describe a woman or man who is serving cunt

Me “slay the house down boots you serving hurricane cuntrina tonight!”
Her “it’s giving queef partayyy!”

Hurricane Cuntrina by Isaqueef March 15, 2024

cuntrivance 

noun 1) A skillfully-crafted scheme to get laid.

Bob was horny, so he formulated a cuntrivance to ease his suffering.

cuntrivance by ah_halifax1 November 19, 2013

Isla Cuntarina

Island inhabited by wild cunts shunned from society

Cuntisha is crowned the princess of Isla Cuntarina

Isla Cuntarina by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

cuntronaboy 

1. A man who still wants to meet up in the real world, despite the government officials and experts warning against it.
2. Someone who’s prepared to risk the lives of others (during a pandemic) to get his dick wet.

In a sentence
It turned out that the cuntronaboy had chlamydia.

cuntronaboy by @The_Fairy_Godfather (IG) April 11, 2020

Cuntinatae 

The collective for a bunch of cunts

I just walked into a bar it seems the cuntinatae are in town

Cuntinatae by sunny as fuck September 22, 2015