Cream Crunching

When you smash your meat in the door to assert dominance

Jimmy: "I saw my sister cream crunching last night and called Jesus."
Timmy: "Have your parents post-birth aborted her yet?"

by CreamCruncher69 June 25, 2020

Friend Counting

when one notices a -1 on the number of facebook friends due to someone deactivating or blocking; typical behaviors of one trying excessively to retain a nonexistent popularity.

Dave- So I notice you deactivated your facebook the other day.

Gray- Yeah, I thought that it was too distracting. Wait, how did you–

Dave- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING?

Yes, Dave was friend counting.

by pooshine December 29, 2009

counting crows

a band that makes music with certain themes and charactors appearing multiple times in their music examples would be Elizebeth and Maria which are charactors that interact with the lead singers love life and are mentioned in multiple songs set to talented rock music that is an easy listen in most cases

Mr. Jones is on the radio that song rocks its the counting crows first big hit.

by Kool Mint Flava October 4, 2010

Counting

The incremental process that we teach to our 3 year olds so that they know how to accurately articulate the number of desired cookies. Counting is sometimes used to achieve an election result, but more often is seen in the private sector as a mechanism of identifying the millionth product sold by a given manufacturer.

Ted: How did they figure out who bought the billionth McDonald's cheeseburger?

Ralph: They were counting.

by Kate Sjostrand February 14, 2008

coughing effect

This occurs in classrooms or other large public settings. Usually one person begins to cough, and other people who needed to cough, but were afraid to do so, join in, causing multiple coughing sounds at the same time.

Person 1: Ugh why does everyone have to cough at once, it's so annoying.

Person 2: It's the coughing effect, duh.

by hoyaplaya September 30, 2009

butt clinching

Tightness of your ass. Can be used when playing a game and either you are winning or losing.

I was butt clinching my ass while playing this game.

by eaudetoilet January 2, 2017

Counting Sheep

The act of closing your eyes while laying in bed and counting sheep one by one to help you fall asleep.

I was counting sheep for an hour last night before I fell asleep.

by Josh76524 December 9, 2008