copstitute

An officer of the law, esp. in a video game, who aggressively pursues the player in order to disrupt him. Copstitute AI is often designed to give NPCs an advantage.

That *&(^ing copstitute forced my car into the wall a half mile from the finish!

by Hesh December 6, 2005

Carstitute

A sex worker that propositions their clientele by means of a vehicle.

While walking down the street a car approached and a carstitute asked if Jim was looking for a good time.

by ca-caw July 3, 2011

constitutional scholar

Someone who claims legal scholarship regarding the US Constitution and who holds opinions thereof that agree with the author of the article citing said person.

Constitutional scholars agree that <insert author's opinion here>.

by AncientGeek August 26, 2021

Toxic Constitutionalism

The act of taking the United States constitution so far, that it becomes toxic towards others.

“Hey, did you hear Todd down the street refused to wear a mask, and argued with the staff, at the local play?”

“Yeah, toxic constitutionalism sucks.”

by FriarTheTuck October 23, 2020

Coochie constitution

*Then female version of the bro code; no women shall act against thy fellow woman for no man.*

Narrator: *tyler*
Genesis: take my friend to your boys room
Alaina: He can’t do that its bro code
Tyler: Same rules as the Coochie Constitution
Tatum & Tiaja: Yeah, he gotchu there

by Relythtims1999 December 6, 2022

constituency

In the language of politicians and those who govern, the constituency are those who are governed, or supposedly represented, by legislators and executive officials.

Legislators really represent attorneys. See politician, legislator, attorney, and conflict of interest for further details.

In a true Democracy, the constituency would be self-governing. However, that might endanger the livelihood of legislators and politicians, so it isn't done that way.

by Downstrike September 5, 2005

Constitution

A document that Ultra-Conservative, fascist jackasses think allows for integration of church and state, constant surveillance, and media censorship.
Basically ignored to pursue the "greater good" of a Christian Theocracy.

If this doesn't frighten you, I don't know what can.

The FCC now fines $500,000 for every act of "indecency", something completely subjective, but normally defined as being "Offensive".

I find it offensive when a government official says "God"...

by SkullWolf December 1, 2004