Beer Cologne

A fragrance brought on by either spilling a lager or ale on oneself, or having beer spilled on you by friends/strangers. The aroma possesses the intensity of cologne with the scent of beer.

Barney: She knew I was drunk when she smelled my beer cologne.

Ted: Lots of spillage?

Barney: Yes, Ted. I was totally wearing the beer cologne.

by Jerod W. February 23, 2011

Colorado Cologne

slang for the smell of marijuana

even if you can smell the colorado cologne on someone, it's legal as long as they've got the card!

by zantheman November 24, 2011

Shower Cologne Boy

A Superhero. When a boy is fresh out of the shower and proceeds to lather himself in cologne. Super power: Can make any girl's panties drop.

Jessica: Katie, why did your panties drop?
Katie: I just got a whiff of Shower Cologne Boy.

by TCsquared April 17, 2017

Alpha-cologned

The type of personality that wears overpowering colognes: televangelists, greasy Bohunks from Joisey, and their savior, Donald Drumpf.....

The meeting, cast as a "Republican strategy session for America", was in fact a sauna for the Alpha-cologned, a glutinous orgy of back-slapping good 'ol boys who vied on who could fleece the American people most deftly.

by Paughnque July 26, 2017

cum cologne

When you jerk off using scented lotion and it results in you smelling good

Rosa: Why do you smell like coconuts?

Brian: Cum Cologne

by WolfgangSpartacus June 19, 2021

Hobo cologne

Febreeze.

Dude why do you smell like hobo cologne? Money really tight this month?

by the coolest hobo June 16, 2011

Dutch Boy Cologne

When wearing lots of clothes you fart, and when you smell the fart begin to chimneys up throught your shirt collar you kindly ask someone to smell your dutch boy cologne.

Jonas asked me to smell his dutch boy cologne and it smelled alot like ass

by Loghahahahannnnnn March 10, 2011