cooper cordes

A fortnite virgin who' s never had sexual intercourse with a real female. Instead he prefers to have sex with an anime body pillow with a 2 inch hole where the vagina would be. He's a major disappointment to his friends and family and is currently under house arrest for bringing his katakana collection to his school. His parents are considering a divorce because of his disappointing behavior

"you that cooper cordes kid asked me out and i'm like yeet id never date a weeb"

by lil_woodchip July 19, 2018

spinal cord

a salty, crunchy and scrumpcious slurpy type of snack you can eat in the bathroom while youre having diareeha

-what are you eating
-just my cats spinal cord because its furry
-ok
-do you wanna try some?

by modaphuqer January 22, 2020

cord plugger

An IT individual who plugs in cords all day. No matter what is needed to fulfill a work order -a cord plugger’s quick fix to anything is to plug in more cords. They will order every kind of splitter, adapter, etc. to get away from hiring professional low voltage contractors. A cord plugger is like a a parasite that can ruin a Telecommunications Room. Cord pluggers also charge lawyer fees for their services.

Wow! All you do is plug in cords to get paid....You are just a cord plugger...

by Chron24 February 24, 2020

mist cord

A discord server full of edaters and active valorant players.
If you do love furries these people might help you on your furry love.

Mist cord defined in a sentence:
Person 1: "hey aren't you in mistcord?
Person 2: "Yea I totally am! Wanna vc and edate while playing valorant?

by MistcordUser November 8, 2021

Phone Cord

What happens when an older man unzips his pants, pulls it out, and it dangles loosely like a phone cord.

I only sleep with younger men, I'm sick of the ol phone cord.

by Patty.E. June 12, 2018

hop on the cord

A term used when trying to get your friends to get on discord.

Hop on the cord right freaking now, you stupid shrigga.

by Goodheadgiver69 June 15, 2020

bungee cord

A amazing cord with the power to retract when streched to its limits.

Destiny: Hey hunny i'm going to move your couch using a friends truck. I plan to put it in the back

Ben: Okay make sure its secured down.

Destiny:....

*5 hours later*

Destiny: Man I knew I should have listened to my smart sexy boyfriend and secured it down, like with a BUNGEE CORD. Now he is out 400 dollars.... oh shoot

Ben: dang... my couch is now on the side of a highway... I should invest in duct tape now.

by Dr. Smitten October 20, 2008