Combliment

An compliment combined with an insult that is designed to undermine another's confidence while maintaining the guise of friendship. While mostly prevelant in discussions amongst females, it can be found in male convos as well.

Kimberly: Those few extra pounds you've gained look really good on you.

Sheba: Um, thanks for the combliment.

OR

Dimitri: Does this shirt make me look fat?

Mike: No, your fat make you look fat, but the shirt kinda hides it.

by Kenneth Van Egdon June 23, 2007

cockliment

when you receive a compliment on the size or power of your penis.

OMG, YOUR COCK IS MAGIC!" "why thank you for that nice cockliment!

by Dizzy Rankin April 2, 2011

Cockpliment

A compliment on one's cock, usually given by a lady the first time she see's it.

*Woman unzips mans pants to find a monster hiding*

Woman: "Oh my, I'll have the footlong."

Man: "Thank you for the cockpliment."

by DuffmanOfTheCosmos October 16, 2012

complementary flush

flushing toilet right after a turd hits the water as to not stink up the bathroom for the next person

hurry up I gotta take a dump, and how about a complementary flush

by somethree May 9, 2013

condimentia

When you can't remember if you have a condiment every time you go to the store, resulting in many duplicate bottles of several condiments.

While putting groceries away, Patty noticed we already had 4 other bottles of Miracle Whip. "Damn, my condimentia is really getting bad."

by 85cyclone April 17, 2016

Crocliment

A compliment only for people wearing Crocs.

Omg Mike, I love your crocs!

Thanks for the Crocliment!

by DMercedes March 3, 2019

Super Condiment Squad

From condimentsquad.com a flash cartoon super hero group with Ketchup and Mustard.

"Ketchup I'm bouncing on the couch!!!"

by N8 May 3, 2004