tommy o'cooney

Definition: The coolest, nicest, most awesome guy you will ever meet. He is the ultimate man, tall, well rounded individual. When you need help he's there, whether it is a shoulder to lean on or a bro to hang out with. He is also quite the catch with the ladies. He's totes husband material.Strong catholic irishman that can do no wrong.

"Dude, that's totally a Tommy O'Cooney thing to do"

"You know Tommy O'Cooney? Yeah? He is a total bro!"

"That Tommy sure is a Hunk"

"So Tommy is your boyfriend, you lucky bitch"

by You're Welcome123456 April 26, 2014

fooley cooley

A guy who has cameltoe from wearing to tight of pants.
The male(fake) version of a cooley(vagina)

Look at that guy...hes got fooley cooley. What a dork.

by Jason Boze October 6, 2005

Cooney's

A bar located in Kylertown, Pennsylvania. The bar is packed on Saturday nights with men and women who are usually dressed in camouflage attire. The majority of the people do not have high school diplomas and the women have attitudes like Naomi Campbell, but the looks of a wildebeest. It's always a good time, good food, and good music.

Hey Larry, wanna hit up Cooney's tonight?
Ya dude, I haven't got laid in a while.

Alright cool, we'll bring some heavy loads back to the camp after.

by CoryB35 January 2, 2011

Cooney

A guy with an extremely large vagina who is butthurt about everything in life. He fakes everything. Someone who is jealous about his 6th grade crush. A kid who loves attention whenever he can get it and adores pizza, would shove his face in it when he gets the chance. Also he lives on the roof with his family.

Ricky: I'm gonna go to the pizzeria to get pizza then jump off a roof to get attention.
Bobby: Ok you Cooney.

by grumpy dog March 10, 2017

cooley wooley

Pronounced: Coo-lee Whoo-lee

1. Someone who thinks they did something cool and then acts like they're the shit.

OR

2. Someone who thinks they're just plain cool.

Examples:

1. Guy1: *Scores high in Dragon Punch* (The game commonly seen at bars, where you punch the fuckin thing to see how strong you are.) *........Walks away.*
Guy2: "...What a cooley wooley..."

2. Guy1: *Wearing a cowboy hat or something faggish at a club*
Guy2: "...Hey, check out that cooley wooley."

by B-son January 15, 2008

Steve Conley

Usually a girl that asks guys to feel her “Vajewcus”. She will usually be semi-attractive, mean, and tall.

“Man their goes Steve Conley”

“That Steve Conley wants to bang Darryl”

by Poopie boy July 26, 2018

Cooley Tat

A Cooley Tat is a tattoo that a man has of another man. The tattoo is usually received when the man is drunk, but this in now way is any excuse. Someone who gets a Cooley Tat is usually a homosexual.

The term comes from rapper Wale who got a tattoo of Washington Redskins tight end Chris Cooley.

Wale: “Wow, I’m hungover, homie.”

Entourage Member 1: “Yeah nigga, I can’t believe you got a tat of Chris Cooley on your ass.”

Wale: “What the hell, nigga? I got a Cooley Tat and you ain’t stopping me?”

Enoutrage Member 2: “Well I guess its official, you’s a faggot,”

Chris Cooley walks into the room.

Cooley: “Hey guys…wait….why is my face on your ass, bro?”

by doucherbagger February 20, 2010