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Coomes

The prospect that the Sabres organization never wanted, but that Arizona fans will COOM for.
Imagine trading an Eichel-comp prospect in Coomes and a shit ton of assets for Keller.
by Juice72 September 22, 2020
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Coom

"Yo.. I just coomed on yo mom'

"FUCK YOU SHES 45"
there you are. *fapfapfapfap* OaAAGhHhH!! IiM cOOMINGGGG *cooms*
by anonymous July 23, 2021
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neo-cooming

Person 1: damn they/them are so fucking hot i just zame in my pants
Person 2: bro stop neo-cooming
by GimbasBrothers July 31, 2021
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Coom

"I coomed this morning because I wanted to coom"
by ThePogDoge November 23, 2021
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Coom-pilled

Coombrained beyond all recognition. Pornography is now an ideology.
Brad: Did you see Phil's latest Insta post? He's worshiping that porn chick like she's the first female pope.

Johnny: Man, he's coom-pilled beyond all recognition.
by Thin White Duke January 11, 2024
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coom

to brush against gently
by anonymous December 11, 2023
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coom whale

Someone that spend a lot of money on porn or to satisfy himself.
Him: he is a coom whale!
Her: Yeah he donated $5000 to me
by maikatura August 28, 2022
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