Coom-pilled

Coombrained beyond all recognition. Pornography is now an ideology.

Brad: Did you see Phil's latest Insta post? He's worshiping that porn chick like she's the first female pope.

Johnny: Man, he's coom-pilled beyond all recognition.

by Thin White Duke January 11, 2024

Coom

"Yo.. I just coomed on yo mom'

"FUCK YOU SHES 45"

there you are. *fapfapfapfap* OaAAGhHhH!! IiM cOOMINGGGG *cooms*

by anonymous July 23, 2021

New Year's Coom

When you decide to masturbate on New Year after staying up past midnight. Generally used as a method of clearing your mind for New Year's Resolution.

A: How did you come up with your New Year's Resolution?
B: New Year's Coom. Post nut clarity did it all.

by notcommiesquirrel December 31, 2020

Cooming

Cummings so hard your dick breaks off

"Dude Kyle is cooming!"

by WraithTheDictonary September 25, 2022

Coom

White sticky stuff

"I coomed this morning because I wanted to coom"

by ThePogDoge November 23, 2021

Coom Baiter

Jleeh

She has a revealing outfit in her profile picture. What a coom baiter.

by JleehIsACoomBaiter June 25, 2020

Coom Sleeve

A object of which to coom in with Normally a dead dog or a fat white bitch with aids who does meth or for commoners they use the asshole of

Sir. Joe m. Ama

"Man in so down bad that I need to get a coom sleeve"

by Fingers9422 May 1, 2021