Coom

(Wakes up) The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning Alix Lynx, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a Female Girl?? HMMGH*,* I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt.
by coomgod November 15, 2020
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Coom

Slang for water. Commonly used in the United States Outlying Islands.
"I need to get a cup of coom, my throat is parched"

"Ok, get me one too"
by Wei_lin October 27, 2020
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When something is so cool that you cum.
Oh my god that was so cool I think I just coomed in my pants
by BigBadJon54 February 18, 2018
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Any unidentified liquid.
What the fuck is that Coom in your back seat?”

“Oh I just melted a candle back there don’t worry”
by I AM DRINKING CUM February 19, 2021
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When you cumnso hard you accidentally squeeze out some poop. Poop + Cum = Coom
by COOLRANCHDOROTOS December 09, 2020
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It's like Cum, but it's virtual. So like instead of saying Cum or Cumming while sexting, you would say Coom or Cooming. Honestly it's a pretty funny word.
I'm about to Coom zaddy.
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Coom

Slang for water. Commonly used with family and friends in Southern America.
"I'll be right back, I need to get a cup of coom"

"Ok, get me one"
by Wei_lin October 27, 2020
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