(Wakes up) The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning Alix Lynx, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a Female Girl?? HMMGH*,* I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt.
by coomgod November 15, 2020
by Wei_lin October 27, 2020
by BigBadJon54 February 18, 2018
Any unidentified liquid.
by I AM DRINKING CUM February 19, 2021
by COOLRANCHDOROTOS December 09, 2020
It's like Cum, but it's virtual. So like instead of saying Cum or Cumming while sexting, you would say Coom or Cooming. Honestly it's a pretty funny word.
I'm about to Coom zaddy.
by Not_Javan_or_Michael_or_Jordan April 28, 2021
by Wei_lin October 27, 2020