Coom

cum

(Wakes up) The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning Alix Lynx, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a Female Girl?? HMMGH*,* I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt.

by coomgod November 15, 2020

Coom

Slang for water. Commonly used in the United States Outlying Islands.

"I need to get a cup of coom, my throat is parched"

"Ok, get me one too"

by Wei_lin October 27, 2020

Coom

When something is so cool that you cum.

Oh my god that was so cool I think I just coomed in my pants

by BigBadJon54 February 18, 2018

Coom

Any unidentified liquid.

“What the fuck is that Coom in your back seat?”

“Oh I just melted a candle back there don’t worry”

by I AM DRINKING CUM February 19, 2021

Coom

When you cumnso hard you accidentally squeeze out some poop. Poop + Cum = Coom

"OH FRICK IM GONNA COOM"

by COOLRANCHDOROTOS December 09, 2020

Coom

It's like Cum, but it's virtual. So like instead of saying Cum or Cumming while sexting, you would say Coom or Cooming. Honestly it's a pretty funny word.

I'm about to Coom zaddy.

by Not_Javan_or_Michael_or_Jordan April 28, 2021

Coom

Slang for water. Commonly used with family and friends in Southern America.

"I'll be right back, I need to get a cup of coom"

"Ok, get me one"

by Wei_lin October 27, 2020