A word used to describe people who try very hard to be 'cool' and often make themselves look like a right nonce. A wannabe Coolio is someone who attempts to be like this and follows all the rules of coolioism but just can't be taken seriously at all.
Coolios tend to:
- Take selfies every fucking day with just their eye in the picture with some bent as quote as the caption
- Hang around together by the lockers, generally sit on the floor and text each other.
- Comment fire emojis on other people's pictures and ask for 'rates'
- Have 1 post on IG and 700+ followers
- Have some BS in their WEBSITE LINK because they're too cool to put it in the bio like everyone else
- Use duck faces
- Where print t-shirts
- Do cringe couple things on Social Media
- Follow other Coolios around although you're not wanted
- Think they're tough ad and hood but got breast fed until age 10
Coolios tend to:
- Take selfies every fucking day with just their eye in the picture with some bent as quote as the caption
- Hang around together by the lockers, generally sit on the floor and text each other.
- Comment fire emojis on other people's pictures and ask for 'rates'
- Have 1 post on IG and 700+ followers
- Have some BS in their WEBSITE LINK because they're too cool to put it in the bio like everyone else
- Use duck faces
- Where print t-shirts
- Do cringe couple things on Social Media
- Follow other Coolios around although you're not wanted
- Think they're tough ad and hood but got breast fed until age 10
Lamar: Look at all them white Coolios vaping in that corner LMAO
Franklin: Wait Daw... Is that.. An Asian? HAHA WHAT A COOLIO!!
Franklin: Wait Daw... Is that.. An Asian? HAHA WHAT A COOLIO!!
by letsallhaveathreesome1262hsb3 June 8, 2016
Get the Cooliomug. 1)A crappy way of sayin' 'COOL' - but out of date... Well to be honest cool is out of date too.
2)A rapper/dj (i forget)
3)That baby on Benidorm
2)A rapper/dj (i forget)
3)That baby on Benidorm
by robynxxxrobyn May 15, 2008
Get the Cooliomug. Coolio was a Rapper who was a "one hit wonder". Everyone knows him fro gangsta's paradise and thats it.
by Marc May 28, 2004
Get the cooliomug. A expression created bye cooper often used in a conversation to reply with politeness but also non-chalantly expressing you don't care
by Ok6226 July 9, 2010
Get the Cooliomug. 
by bibiap March 14, 2008
Get the cooliomug. The cheapest Halloween costume ever.
All you have to do is cut off a bunch of tree branches and glue them to your scalp, and you've got the hair down.
All you have to do is cut off a bunch of tree branches and glue them to your scalp, and you've got the hair down.
Person 1: Why do you have branches on your head?
Person 2: That's supposed to be Coolio's hair.
Person 1: OHHHH. Now I see it. -high five-
Person 2: That's supposed to be Coolio's hair.
Person 1: OHHHH. Now I see it. -high five-
by XileLord December 12, 2010
Get the Cooliomug.