Cookold

A culinary inadequate husband who accepts his wife is a better chef. she is allowed to bake anything she wants and the husband usually sits there and watches. If he's lucky he'll get to link the plate when she's done. ;P

Doug had the food preparation skills of a little boy and his wife Jill was always hungry. His choice was get a divorce or become a cookold. Jill now makes the best souffe.

by philbobaggins October 26, 2016

Cockogram

A photograph of the male penis sent to another via personal message

spkoller:Oh wow i think Howsit sent me another Cockogram... thats like 5 today.

by Palringo sex group May 18, 2009

choko

slang for marijuana, especially if used by someone who appears jamaican.

Hey, let me take a hit on that choko dude.

by yorda 13 November 2, 2010

Cockoff

When a bunch of questionable dudes each take a paper plate, go upstairs, cut a hole in said plate, work one up, put their respective cocks in said holes, go back downstairs, and present before an appropriate panel of judges (panel is made up of fellow dudes, not gals).

Cockoffs can also take place in a dudes backyard....perhaps at some sort of celebratory cook-out.

Weasel: Blake......I guarantee I have a larger COCK than you.

Blake: With utmost heartfelt respect, I disagree.

Weasel: Why don't we cockoff then?

Blake: I'll go get the brand new ream of plates I just bought.

by Wease and Linda July 7, 2009

chili cookoff

When all the bathroom stalls are full, and you have to shit so bad you have to go between another dudes open legs.

"I had to go so bad, and Fred was in the port-a-potty. Luckily he finished quickly, otherwise we would have held a chili cookoff!"

by BDReeser January 15, 2009

Choko

A person of either Chinese or Korean descent.

"Johnny's a choko right?"
"No, he's Japanese."

"Get over here right now you damn choko!"
"I'm Pilipino asshole!"

by David the Sunflower March 5, 2014

cockonics

1. The language of love, or sweet-talking some sweet young lady into your bed. A takeoff of the word "ebonics" for inner-city speech.

2. The art of whipping out your cock to pick up a woman, satisfied that its sheer length and girth will win her over rather than conversation or spending an assload of money on the theater and an expensive dinner.

"Wow, dude, you picked up seven bizzos in seven days! How do you do it? Do you speak cockonics?"

by Lord Zoltar November 23, 2005