Constipated

When there is a huge log stuck in your butt hole, that you cannot remove no matter how hard you try. This is often caused by not consuming the seed full objects. This also may be a sign that you have Ebola.

*on the toilet calling friend* dude why is you so grumpy.

Cause I'm constipated

by etwizzle July 31, 2015

constifused

Confusedly constipated

I'm really constifused because this morning I should have been stuck in the bathroom, what with all the Ex-Lax, Beer and bran flakes I consumed last night.

by euroyeti March 5, 2010

Constipated

Being really, really, really stupid or looking very silly.

Gawd, she's so constipated. Just look at the way she dresses and how she thinks that taxes are a medicine.

by Ren February 4, 2005

constipated whale

a wale that has sever digustional problems or a very stinky Ian

that whale is a constipated whale

by Shea&Dee April 10, 2013

constipated sugar

aka a marshmellow

anyone care for some rosted consipated sugar?

by bluliqdsurfergrl April 29, 2003

Constipate

To stop talking shit and concentrate on the task at hand.

Me: i like lollypops
You: me to, especially when the missus sticks it in her #$%^
Me: hahaha, shh now i must CONSTIPATE i have to get this done

by TheMuffanator March 30, 2011

expand your constituency

(to) do everything and anything to attract political followers, even if it includes lying

if youre Hillary Clinton, stop trying to expand your constituency and focus on the issues instead.

by Sexydimma February 19, 2021