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Constantine

Woah. You know Constantine G? No way.
by Dean February 16, 2005
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Special Constable

A voluntary unpaid police officer with all the same powers as a regular police constable.
by Michael November 29, 2004
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constance bay

A small town outside of Ottawa that's full of druggies, drug dealers, and juvenile delinquents.
Person 1: have you been to Constance bay?
Person 2: nah man I don't want to be arrested.
by Eowyn101 January 19, 2014
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konstanze

Konstanze is a very inspirational girl, who cares about her friends and is respectful to people. She loves to hangout and makes funny jokes. She has a beautiful smile an could laugh all the time. Konstanze is the best.
Konstanze Is the best!
by Lilli7282726373 March 25, 2018
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Wadsworth Constant

The Wadsworth constant, first postulated by Redditor Wadsworth, states that one can skip the first thirty percent of most videos while still maintaining the integrity of the content.

The constant itself is indicated by the lower case Greek letter Xi (ξ).
By applying the Wadsworth Constant to the above text, we find that it is shortened to a much more readable version.

"One can skip the first thirty percent of most videos while still maintaining the integrity of the content."
by IamIvan October 2, 2011
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Higginbotham's Constant

Higginbotham's Constant (denoted as lower-case 'h') is a mathematical constant which represents the total sum of all practical intelligence on any given planet.

The implication is that the higher the population of sentient beings on the planet, the lower the average intelligence will be among any large sample set. This does not preclude beings of higher intellect, but it requires that on average, there is one person as far below average as the former being is above average.
Person 1: "Why does it seem like the people staffing the company helpdesk get dumber every day?"
Person 2: "Higginbotham's Constant in action, my friend..."

Person 1: "I was on jury duty the other day. Have you seen what the trash of society wears into a courtroom? How has society lost so much respect for anyone and anything else in just a few decades?"
Person 2: "Higginbotham strikes again..."
by ComputerKurt May 18, 2010
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constable

The constable shook Paige, and asked her if she had been drinking.
by Morgan T. May 5, 2006
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