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Special Constable

A citizen empowered by the law to keep the Queen's peace.

To protect and serve those who are in need and to bring to justice those scrotes and undesirables who think its big and hard to break the law.
Scrote assaults an old age pensioner in order to steal the contents of her purse. A grand total of £12.46.

The pensioner is admitted to hospital with serious head injuries as the scrote used a lump of wood to beat her about the head. She later dies of her injuries and it is now a murder inquiry. These sickening thugs will get brought to justice. But what is left for the frail old lady who is now dead, and what do her family go through?

Scrotes need to be caught - and will be caught. They will be caught by Police officers - some of them Special Constables!!!!
by Paul November 29, 2004
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constant as the north star

unwavering in position or resolve. usually uttered before brutal stabbing death.
The SGA President said he was as constant as the north star before being stabbed 33 times by his VP and CFO. They then started a slush fund.
by robert mcnamara August 12, 2004
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Special Constable

(UK) Like a Policeman, but retarded, Hence the designation of 'special'
1: Dude, check out the downer in uniform

Woah, its a Special Constable
by UberPcso July 28, 2011
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