confazzled

Baffled to the highest extent of physics.

GAH! I'm confazzled.

by Super Pie March 31, 2004

CoNaZ

is extremely sexy and was blessed with a sexy cowlick

omg he is so conaz

by nialio1 October 30, 2008

Connar

Not so smartest nice guy. He’ll be failing all his classes but will try to make you smile. “Connar shouldn’t you be studying?” “No I’d rather have a good time with you”

“Connar made me happy the other day. To bad he isn’t hot”

by NotSuperPryce August 2, 2021

connaling

To slap one's pickle or perform an act of sexual nature in a place open to members of the public e.g. a toilet cubicle

Aww who just went for a connal, they made a right mess!

Ha, Paul just caught someone else connaling

by The April Fool April 15, 2008

connavigator

Someone who is in the same boat. Used figuratively for people who are in the same situation or facing similar or analogous circumstances.

from com- "together" (see com-) + navigare "to sail, sail over, go by sea, steer a ship," from navis "ship"

She: I have heard of this, but have not yet read it. I'm excited :)

Me: I'd seen many quotes from his literary masterpiece, but I'd never downloaded the .txt file... until today. We appear then connavigators—in the same boat.

by pheldurin January 20, 2013

connalogic

The opposite of logic, usually used in hilarious context. Most often understood if you are a nerd/geek ;).

Nerd: If 1+0=1, and you multiply both sides by 18 to get 1 + 0 x 18=1 x 18. And according to universal rule of PEMDAS, this gives us 1+0=18. Thus, any number is divisible by any other positive rational integer, and thus there is no such thing as a prime number.

Geek: Dude, that's connalogic.

by The Connalogican August 5, 2012

Connasm

The physical reaction one has to Connie Britton.

Did you see how gorgeous Connie Britton looked in that interview? I think I had a Connasm.

by Anastasia Beaverhaussen June 16, 2014