Confucktor

a train conductor that like to fuck my child

if u see confucktor tell cops plz he eat my bby

help, i saw a confucktor back there

i want to be a confucktor when i grow up

by Your mom is my BAE April 22, 2019

Confunction nonsense

Guyanese dumbass word which means stupidness

This is total confunction nonsense

by Yuh modda January 25, 2020

Stupendous confectionary

A simply ravishing lady with a delectable arse

Oh my did you see that lady Tony bought back from Gambia

Why yes, stupendous confectionary if you ask me darling

by Cazmataz September 27, 2019

Confuction

When you make ranch with rice pudding, instead of geek yogurt.

Dude I tried to make ranch for hot wings, and created a confuction. Though know what’s worst!? It tasted like Chinese.

by Titus dyfilid February 16, 2019

Self confucktious

Feeling undue awareness of oneself, realizing you are being self conscious, saying "fuck it" to being embarrassed or uncomfortable, owning it and growing confidence in the process.

No one cares what you look like, stop being self confucktious right now!

by Self confucktious January 22, 2021

Confuestion

1. A question someone might ask when they are confused. 2. A confusing question. 3. Relating to, or having to do with a question of a confusing nature. 4. A shortaning of "Confusing Question".

Derived from a secret argot existing only at Gladstone High School.

"Confuestion!" Mark stated confusidly.

"Why is it we live?" Sandy asked Tom.
"That's a good confuestion." Tom replied

by Itsu March 22, 2004

Confaction

Ricci is a Homo

Have you heard of that confaction?

by FLik a Bik October 20, 2008