Conkered

When you're at a party and you feel really energetic when you have only had a few drinks, you're a bit tipsy and light headed but completely wasted.

In that confident and happy state.

Not to be confused with wankered which is when you are completely shit faced.

Another word for tipsy.

"I'm completely conkered!"
"But mate, you've only had two drinks?"
"I know!"

by DavidWood95 October 31, 2011

Confirmed Retarded

Retarded to the point of being publicly diagnosed as retarded. This term applies to those people who aren't actually retarded medically, but just plain stupid. Such people fail in school, do stupid shit, and think they're above everyone but the level of stupidity is beyond human comprehension.

"Hey bro so you still lusting over Sarah?"

"I used to think that her being smart and hot at the same time would qualify her as wife-material. Just yesterday, she told the neuroscience prof that she believed that the heart was in the skull and tried using philosophy to prove it."

"Dayum, confirmed retarded."

by serd12 July 6, 2018

conference stall

That one stall in the bathroom where that one person takes conference calls

That dude was in the conference stall again this morning. His coworkers must think he's the shit.

by version mismatch December 19, 2018

Confended

When a person is 'conveniently offended' by the actions or words of another person, in order to take the moral high ground. Most commonly seen when a politician from one political party is commenting on the words or actions of a politician from a different party. It is convenient for the politician to convey shock, disgust, outrage at the other politician for something that they themselves do all the time.

The politician was completely confended that the politician from the opposing party had acted in such a way.

by ChumpyFlint January 18, 2021

Peer Press Conference

Telling a secret to a well-known gossiper in an effort to spread a piece of news rapidly.

Hey man I heard you were banging that Bolivian girl, way to go!

Yeah I told that gossip queen Shannon about it last week and now its the talk of the town. Gotta love the Peer Press Conference

by AngryFrenchCanadian January 23, 2011

One-man Conference Room

A very small room with a locking door that usually has large gaps in it and a single porcelin seat with water inside. The walls normally are suspended above the floor which also has a large gap to the ceiling. A roll of soft thin paper is almost always supplied in the room. Very often two or more conference rooms of this type are contained in a row next to each other in a larger room that usually has ceramic or tile floors. Rooms of this type are sometimes called a bathroom, restroom, water closet, among other names.

John: I have to take a meeting in the one-man conference room - I do not want to be disturbed.

Joe: Is it a stand-up meeting?

John: No it is a sit-down meeting.

Later...

Joe: How did your meeting go?

John: Negotiations were tough but it all worked out in the end. Of course no job is ever finshed until the paper work is done.

by Paper Pusher October 13, 2011

conference

Smoke weed, but in an enclosed & private area amongst known company & not total strangers. Generally done when participating in a group effort or task. To share a brief 4:20 with a trusted group of friends or associates in a secluded area.

Chris, Adam, Sam, & I are having a backstage conference at NearFest, would you care to join us?

by PirateShip May 30, 2011