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condomsending

con-dum-send-ing "When you are trying to put your condom on and it flies off like shooting a rubberband."
" It was my first time and it was dark I was trying to put a rubber on and I slipped and sent my condomsending across the room."
by BlindMan27 January 27, 2009
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glow in the dark condoms

gay guy1: ..i got glow in the dark comdons and black lights..wanna play light sabers?

gay guy2: okay!
by hoe May 13, 2005
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eye condoms

sunglasses that you were to protect your eyes
hey want to go to the bar? Sure just let me put on my eye condoms
by shtzngglz May 8, 2010
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Trojan's Fire and Ice Condoms

(trodʒən|s fajər ænd ajs kɑndəmz )- n.

1. A product of the Trojan company. It is a condom created from a partnership between Church & Dwight Company, Incorporated and Sanofi S.A.to combine two of their greatest assets together, the Trojan Condom, and the IcyHot cream and patch, to, apperantly, relieve erectile pains while engaging in sexual intercourse. It has been so successful, it recieved the coveted two and a half stars on Amazon, and a host of bloggers who, between bragging about their sexual prowess, gave it such glowing reviews as "traumatising", "horrifying", "like lubing your dick with IcyHot" (not a completely inaccurate discription), "nightmarish", etc.

2. Buffoon, a Cretin, one who is considered to be unusally dull, lacking in brillance or intellect.

(etmy. 1. From the individual componets 2. Translated literally from the Irish 'Go mbeire an diabhal leis thú', proverbially meaning one who does stupid things repeatedly)
1. Oh God, my dick, it feels like...oh God, please stop the pain...I shall take a vow of chasity after this... God I shall never buy Trojan's Fire and Ice Condoms again!

2. He is such a Trojan's Fire and Ice Condom
by Tom O' Bedlam September 25, 2011
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Wanking Into Condoms AKA wic

Wanking into condoms cause your a sick cunt
when you cbf cleaning up you wank into a condom, Wanking Into Condoms AKA wic
by GET-OFF-OF-ME May 18, 2011
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condoms

Something matt leinart dosnt no how to use
That sound u hear when ur puttin ur kid in its car seat...Click-clack

Don't be silly wrap ur willy

Condoms are cheaper then diapers
by nick hoffmann August 31, 2006
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Condomsation

Damn! There was a lot of condomsation last night.
by bluntman and chronic cam June 20, 2006
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