cumpooper

n. Used chiefly to describe a computer that is unreliable or prone to constant failure.

Orig. A person who has managed, by any means possible, to contract more than 1ml of semen or clear vaginal secretion into the rectal canal, and then purged it from the body anally, as like feces.

as a n. "I was really enjoying that episode of, "Golden Girls..." until my cumpooper crashed.

Harvey, after finishing his final draft of his doctoral dissertation on his dell computer, unfortunately forgot to save the file before his compooper decided to have a "fatal error" and erase all on his work and his entire itunes library.

by Captain Clancy Mccfartson September 29, 2009

The Word Component Code

The code which denotes the way prefixes, affixes, and suffixes are combined to form words, and along with root words and monosyllabic words constitute all the words in a language.

Though most people can see that the various components of words are combined to form all the words in a language, because so few people take the time to familiarize themselves with prefixes, affixes, and suffixes to help them comprehend words on a deeper level and communicate more effectively, some educators call that interplay between the components of words "The Word Component Code." The following are some examples of "compound words." Firefly, softball, redhead, keyboard, makeup, notebook, foreshadow, afterthought, hindsight, and foolproof. Compound words are a combination of two words but expressed as a single word. Word such as "disrespect," for example, is a different type of bisyllabic word because it is comprised of the prefix "dis," followed by and joined to the root word "respect."

by but for October 12, 2017

Compooter

Compooter

compooter is how i used to pronounce the word computer

by pnmnmorshshttkork June 2, 2025

Compoosed

A confusing composition made of large confuzzling words.

I looked at the compoosed essay, my response...
WTF!!!!

by BIOTCH!!! March 13, 2008

cocooner

a person that started out as a good looking child and looked like they would continue to look good but then loses their cuteness at some point and is not attractive anymore later on in life

"aaaw he was such a cute child!"
"yeah its too bad he's a cocooner..."
"oh my god i know. how unfortunate"

by ugaswimmer4490 January 16, 2009

Componed

Put together; compressed

His outfit is componed
My thoughts are componed to make my thoughts out clear

by mrandmisssunshine May 12, 2011

Commoner lighter

You take a lighter you own (preferably with the least amount of fluid) and write "commoner lighter" on it. This is for the bums who always steal your lighters when they 'borrow' it and never return it. Problem solved.

"Dude can I use your lighter"

"Nah fam you stole it last time. Here, take the commoner lighter."

by Seweewee June 18, 2016