Complainiment

-noun

Compliments disguised as complaints, usually (if not always) in regard to oneself.

Speaker 1: "I can't stand these size two jeans. There's nothing in my closet that seems to match."

Speaker 2: "Enough with the complainiments already, Speaker 1!"

by Westywordz March 11, 2011

complete the circuit

To drink while peeing.

(flush)
Phil: "Dude, you were in there forever! Did you just drop a deuce?"
Mike: "No, but I appreciate your interest in my bowel activity. I decided to take my 40 of Bud in there with me and complete the circuit. That shit is just like water - goes right through you. I must have been pissing for a solid 3 minutes without stopping!"
Phil: "Like water? Buttwiper pretty much IS water! Why are you drinking that horse piss instead of this awesome 90 Minute I've got?"
Mike: "Bad economy, man."

by Nicholas D May 8, 2009

complacent class

Refers to a class of complacent individuals generally unbothered by the state of social, political, economic, or environmental injustice that surrounds them. Such individuals are typically anesthetized by media influences like movies cable TV, magazines, and related consumerism.

We could tell that the women were members of the complacent class as they drove to church in their Hummer SUV after spending the day eating Big Macs and shopping at the mall next to the coal fired power-plant.

by the_hao_zi October 16, 2008

complete douchebag

Someone who has no other point in life than to make your existance miserable. Usually ends up with a short, ugly girlfriend who cheats on him... only because he cannot do better.

"Rob, why did you go from Erika the hottie to that ugly girl Sammi?"
"I don't know, I couldn't do any better. And she was willing to f*ck before I even asked her out."
"You're a COMPLETE DOUCHEBAG."

by danika cumiando February 2, 2009

Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga

The best possible game, created by a team of the best possible game developers. A titan of the industry, it is the grandfather of the modern gaming industry.

I am off to play Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga on my Nintendo licensed home video game console tiled the Wii.

by SpicesFromItaly February 18, 2021

complasian

An Asian who likes to complain a lot.

My Asian friend kept whining about how tired he was on the hike; he was such a complasian.

by Migs789 June 19, 2006

completist

A person who obsessively attempts to collect an example of every item in a particular field.

A video game player who will play each level until all possible collections, statistics, and quests are completed.

My boyfriend played one level of SO4 for five hours trying to get every last monster; what a completist!

by safyredream April 19, 2009