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Commutative Property of the Peter Parker Principle

Peter Parker Principle: With great power comes great responsibility.

Commutative Property of the Peter Parker Principle: With great responsibility comes great power.
Totalitarian States often fail because of the Commutative Property of the Peter Parker Principle.

As the responsibilities of the State inevitably increase, so too must its centralization of powers. Since power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely, it is inevitable for a Totalitarian State to eventually become an Authoritarian one. Under this same principle, it is inevitable for an Authoritarian State to eventually become a Tyrannical one. A Tyrannical State intrinsically produces dissidents, whom fight the State until death or dissolution.
by M4G1S00 March 29, 2021
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Commuted Relationship

"When someone wants to be in a relationship with a specific someone but good dingly darn it they need to smash on the way to said person"
“I really like him but I think I’m not ready to settle down so quick so looks like I’ll have to be in a commuted relationship.”
by Zelley August 23, 2023
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communard

- A member of a French commune

- The more pejorative definition: an ultra-violent French Marxist faction that arose at the conclusion of the Franco-Prussian war with the sole intent of throwing down the government and creating a proletariat paradise. The end result they sought was a fully state owned infra with high taxes and few freedoms. In this description, a communard is no better then a Trotskyite red; it is a fact that when the reds sought to bring their revolution to the world starting in 1918, France and Bulgaria were the most receptive to their message and as such were guilty of some repugnant actions in the name of Communism. Contrast France's actions with that of Germany or the UK to get a better picture.
"You americans need more government control; the freedom you have is a danger to the world."

"Freedom is a dangerous thing...especially to those who would deny it. Freedom could cause independent thought; can't have that!"

"The french believe in and support their government; they know what is best for their citizens. The high taxes we pay guarantee a working state, with out the dangerous freedoms you americans have!

(Middle finger gesture) Spoken like a true filthy Communard; shove your red faction bullshit up your ass!
by Ironbrand December 9, 2006
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communard

1. A portmanteau: communard = Communist + retard. Usually a pejorative. But always true.

2. A synonym for 'Communist'. Since a Communist is always a retard, a communard is the same thing as a Communist.
Person A: "There's 'love' in revolution! (albeit spelled backwards!) Power to the people! Long live Chairman Mao! Everyone is equal. Money is bad. Capitalism sucks. Workers of the world unite! I masturbate to pictures of Che Guevara!"

Person B: "Shut up, you communard."

In this example, Person A is, quite clearly, a communist and a retard, and thus a communard.
by [KorektPhool] December 9, 2008
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Computard

n.- a person who can barely turn the computer on, and rejoices in the fact that he/she can check their email properly, but thinks a website will do what they want by using the up/down arrows incessantly.
Mom couldn't figure out how to print the menu. She's a computard.
by Ernie Lou August 15, 2011
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commuter claw

arm bent in permanent 'c' shape from constant holding of cell phone to ear, ie: medical condition
there are a lot of cases of that commuter claw beginning to appear...
by michael foolsley November 19, 2009
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commutersynch

Inflected Form(s): commutersynched, commutersynching
1. a situation in which a person or persons in an adjacent vehicle is singing along to the song playing in your vehicle
2. an attempt to find the song that a person or persons is singing in an adjacent vehicle
"Dude, I was totally commutersynched on my way home from work today."

"That guy is belting it out- let's try and commutersynch him."
by MonKeye October 26, 2011
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