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damn fine coffee

As in the cult TV classic Twin Peaks, by David Lynch, FBI Special Agent Cooper's description of his favorite drink.
Pete Martell: "How do you like your coffee?"
Special Agent Cooper: "Blacker than midnight on a moonless night."
Pete Martell: "...pretty black."

Special Agent Cooper: "MMM, that's damn fine coffee!"
by Homegrown October 12, 2005
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Coffeelicious

Delicious, and full of caffeine too! So good that it makes you wake up and appreciate it all the more.
Edd: got any caffeine pills?
Jim: no, but I have this latte
*Edd drinks*
Edd: mmmmmmm, coffeelicious!
by SarahB May 25, 2005
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coffee speed

A heightened sense of awareness resulting in aggressive speech pattern often answering ones own questions before a person operating at normal speed has a chance to respond.
I have a hard time talking to Johnny because he's not on coffee speed like me.
by Melvin5000 April 20, 2010
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Dog coffee

Coffee that has gone cold or been sitting in the pot on the warmer for more than 6 hours. This is dog coffee, coffee that is only fit for a dog... although, if you are like me, you will possibly reheat/drink it anyway, because you are an addict.
i.e yesterdays brew still sitting in the pot, or a pot of coffee you enjoyed in the morning - then you get home at night and drink some more of it. Also, microwaving cold coffee turns it into dog coffee, regardless of how old it is (even if it was only made 10 minutes ago).
by Azzaazza December 31, 2008
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Canadian Coffee Table

When entering her from behind, resting your Ice Cold Molson Canadian on her back.
Durwin invented the Canadian Coffee Table when his beer was too cold to hold onto as he banged away.
by big creek January 28, 2012
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Spanish coffee

When your maid shits on your chest.
Lupita came over today to clean house but one thing led to another and she ended uo serving me Spanish Coffee.
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coffeeshop

legal place in the netherlands where you can blow and smoke.. its LEGAL!
Cmon lets go to the coffeeshop
by Megagun July 1, 2003
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