A person who reveals certain embellishments of another person’s comedic story or joke thereby making the comedy less funny. This act is sometimes done intentionally (stating facts) or accidentally (asking too many questions).

I understand that bananas can’t knock on doors! Stop being such a comedy goalie!

Comedy goalie by Tommy Nomore May 9, 2021

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Comedy Splash

To drive through a deep puddle at the side of the road at high speed in order to drench a pedestrian or cyclist as much as possible.

We comedy splashed a guy on the way home. He was completely soaked, it was excellent.

Comedy Splash by WrightHereWrightNow December 16, 2008

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Comedy Retard

A member of a circle of friends who only has his place due to his mental retardedness enciting some comedy value.

Prima: "Durrr hi guys!!!"
Secunda: "Who's that?"
Tertia: "Oh, that's Tim, our Comedy Retard."

Comedy Retard by Muaka October 19, 2010

Comedy Attack

When somebody has too much to drink, and as a result has a seizure of comedy. This often involves acts of stupidity or danger which the person will believe to be hilarious.

"You win this time Maiden..." said Chris.
"He's having another Comedy Attack again isn't he?" replied Charlotte.

Comedy Attack by Stanners03 November 19, 2011

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