The act of stuffing a marshmallow up a girls asshole, and then proceeding to fuck the marshmallow deeply inside her, like one was loading an old civil war musket. Then upon finishing inside said asshole, the female is asked to evacuate the contents upon two eagerly waiting graham crackers. It is considered rude if the cracker is not consumed afterwards.
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A secretary so unappealing that not only would you never dare consider risking your job for sexual relations with her, but you're completely put off the entire female gender every time you pass her desk.
A secretary so unappealing that not only would you never dare consider risking your job for sexual relations with her, but you're completely put off the entire female gender every time you pass her desk.
The fantasy Jim had been having involving Angelina Jolie, a desert island and a sack of viagra was completely nullified when he walked past his contraceptionist's desk.
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1. an opposing force; something opposite
2. the name of Vampire Weekend's sophomore album in reference to the above definition
2. the name of Vampire Weekend's sophomore album in reference to the above definition
1. My contra in the student body election beat me by 10 votes.
2. "I think you're a contra. I think that you lie." -Vampire Weekend, I Think Ur A Contra
2. "I think you're a contra. I think that you lie." -Vampire Weekend, I Think Ur A Contra
by AlternaPop! January 9, 2010
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by mit lednek September 30, 2006
Get the [contradictator] mug.Likely one of the lowest members of the Saxophone family. Stands at around 6 1/2 feet tall and weighs around 45-50 pounds. Less than 30 are believed to exist worldwide.
Has a wide range and a broad, mellow tone. Lower notes can be low enough to sound alike to human ears. Generally not specifically needed but a nice addition to most symphonies, if they can find one...
Should you go looking for this elusive beast, a good place to start would be the Eppelsheim company based out of Munich. Retail price is will set you back about $25,000-$30,000.
Good Luck.
Has a wide range and a broad, mellow tone. Lower notes can be low enough to sound alike to human ears. Generally not specifically needed but a nice addition to most symphonies, if they can find one...
Should you go looking for this elusive beast, a good place to start would be the Eppelsheim company based out of Munich. Retail price is will set you back about $25,000-$30,000.
Good Luck.
Guy 1: What is that you're playing?
Guy 2: It's a Contrabass Saxophone.
Guy 1: Whoah...
Guy 2: Yup. I had to mortgage my house and use my kid's college money to afford it, but it was soooo worth it.
Guy 2: It's a Contrabass Saxophone.
Guy 1: Whoah...
Guy 2: Yup. I had to mortgage my house and use my kid's college money to afford it, but it was soooo worth it.
by jump5 March 21, 2011
Get the Contrabass Saxophone mug.when a chick and a dude are having sex and another dude walks in with whip cream and ice and pours it on another mans penis and licks it off.Then the chick squirts the whip cream into her vagina and makes both dudes suck it out. Lastly male 1 puts the cap of the whip cream into the other male's anus and pulls it out with his teeth.
by girlsclub February 14, 2012
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Person 2- "I believe that is called a contrabooty."
Person 2- "I believe that is called a contrabooty."
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