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Contradictator

a person exercising absolute power through direct opposition between things compared.
Tim Kendal suffered to Joe Scheez the Contradictator of the world because he didn't know the true meaning of the word.

I was seen as the Contradictator in the court room as I played devils advocate.
Contradictator by Joe Scheez March 22, 2010

[contradictator]

noun. an ominpotent ruler or authority figure who denies what he/she believes either through actions or words.
We are forced to suffer under the rule of a contradictator.
[contradictator] by mit lednek September 30, 2006

CONTRADICTOR 

epal sa usapang lasing; laging nangongontra nakaka bad vibes; possibleng nasasapak lagi sa inuman or pinapauwi nalang.

(A person who always interrupts drunken conversations; someone who always contradicts people and causes bad vibes; person who possibly always gets socked in drinking sessions and gets asked to go home instead of getting their ass kicked)
I sometimes am guilty of being a contradictor.
CONTRADICTOR by HHHELLBOY2 October 19, 2009

contradictwhore 

a person you pay for discrete sex, who doesn't take the money, and ends up catching feelings.
All I wanted was a half & half, instead you turned into a contradictwhore.
contradictwhore by FrickenWhatever September 30, 2020

Willfully contradictory 

Someone who is bossy one minute, then at an oppurtune time says something like you're not the boss of me (possibly the next minute). Someone who changes their image sometimes more than once in one day (not just an online screen name or something relatively benign, but in real life/on TV/youtube videos/other mediums).
This other guy, as insane as he might seem, is at least on a steady, even keel all the time, where he's no more or less human, no more or less inhuman, no more or less bossy, no more or less subserviant to anyone at any time, since he's the same guy underneath the surface all the time and doesn't claim to be in any particular character at any particular time. At least he is not willfully contradictory, since being willfully contradictory comes with inconsistancies.

contradicktion/contradicktory 

Where a dude claims to just like how a gal looks overall and/or just want a platonic friendship, but his massive bulging hard-on sends a totally different message.
Well-hung dude: I used to unintentionally scare off the ladies with my major contradicktion/contradicktory crotch-appearance until I learned to "relieve the pressure" just shortly before I went to meet the gal, so that Lulu would be too limp and exhausted to "jump to attention" at the first sight of the "luscious looker".