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First Colonial High School 

A semi-nice high school located in Virginia Beach, VA. Much nicer then Cox. The kids at FC are much more down to earth and don't act like assholes. There are definitely not as many rich, stuck up snobs, and less drugs. All together its a pretty chill school, and when you tell people you graduated from there, they wont look down at you (contrary to graduating from cox).
FC student 1- Hey dude, i got with hilary last night

FC student 2- Nice man, good for you

FC student 1- Blah blah blah cox is lamer then first colonial high school

FC student 2- Nah man, its just some of the kids there, don't blame the school, blame the stuck up douches who go there
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confused colonial 

When a student at one college wears clothes supporting another college.
Look at that confused colonial wearing a Harvard shirt when we go to LSU.

The Reverse Colonial 

In Colonial times, it wasn't considered gay if a man was a top in sexual intercourse between two men. This was regarded as a normal, heterosexual act.

But The Reverse Colonial refers to a man being on bottom in sexual intercourse between two men and him (and possibly only him) not considering it to be anything but heterosexual.
Mike: You slept with Todd last night!? And you were on bottom!? How gay you are!

Pete: No, totally straight and junk. Remember the Reverse Colonial?

Mike: Nice!

(hi-fives commence).

dutch colonial 

A Dutch colonial is where a man takes a shit on a woman's chest while wearing a powdered wig.
Jefferson: I gave my drama teacher a Dutch colonial after she have me detention for being a wise ass in class.

George: in the principals office?

Jefferson: no, gave her a Dutch Colonial in Chambers. A Dutch Colonial in Chambers is the same thing except that the powdered wig is on a mannequin facing us while I shit on her chest.

first colonial high school 

first colonial is a sucky boring high school that no one can think up a definition for. and they wish they could get away with the shit that cox students get away with. (drugs, being snobby, drugs, sleeping around, drugs, doing whatever the hell they want, drugs). FC kids pretty much suck at life, sorry losers.
student #1: Yeah, I had to take my SAT at first colonial high school
student #2: Ugh, that place is straight up nasty.

student #1: Agreed.

filthy colonial type 

White people in the united states, Canada, Austrailia or Africa. So called because they were the rejects of Europe, kicked out because they were religious nuts (yanks), drunkards (Canucks), criminals (strines) or greedy prostitute nazis (afrikaaner). This term is used by europeans to remind colonists that they are scum, and are below europe.
You there! Yes you, the filthy colonial type with a hat on. Take a bath, and get your hand off your sisters' tit.

the colonial 

During intercourse, have a friend hide in the closet in a revolutionary war style uniform(including musket), then as you ejaculate on her face have said friend hop out of the closet and butt stroke her in the face.
My friend and I gave her the the colonial last night.
the colonial by old colonial August 1, 2008