Dad: I just bought the kids a puppy for Christmas.
Mom: Both you and I know you're collateral gifting, honey.
Mom: Both you and I know you're collateral gifting, honey.
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I just took a dump like I have cholera. It was so explosive I experienced a high degree of collateral splatter...
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A group of two or more men who get together for the the purpose of problem solving, merry making or other actions related to short and/or long term gains.
With their wives out of town, Will and Jake's collabroation at the local watering hole lasted well into the evening.
by The Real Action Jackson November 11, 2021
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Get the collaborafuck mug.When you extend an invite to a group of people in a room and there are people there you don't want to invite, but have to because it's the polite thing to do.
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