Colgate Move

1. The act of being a straight up dick in a way that is usually performed by some Homo who goes to colgate the "no fun college"

Jim: WOW! i can't believe chris did that to you! he pulled a total freakkennn Colgate Move

Carl: Yeah i know i was just minding my own business when he made me uglydance in front of the whole school !

Chris: Sorry my Phat ego is a champ, he eats chumps like you for brunch "bro out"
**(chris leaves the room)**

Carl: One day im just gonna...im just gonna...

Jim: (abruptly says) YOUR JUST GONNA TOSS IS SALAD WITH SOME BALSAMIC VINAIGRETTE

Carl (Takes a chainsaw and tears jim a new one)

**end of scene** or should i say real life

by King Piccolo(himself) December 9, 2012

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Colgate

colgate:
something all disgusting people should use to cleanse their teeth or their friends have to bare the yucky breath of their mouth.

Samyak bhansali pls pls use colgate your breathe sucks

by palashop June 30, 2021

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Colgate lung syndrome

disease associated with people who always have that mouthwash smell in their breath.

Her breath always smells like mouthwash, I think she has the Colgate lung syndrome

by BPTRY July 26, 2020

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Colgate Colleague

Work colleagues that are false. This is demonstrable by their plastered, fake smiles.

"I have such Colgate Colleagues...always walking around with fake smiles plastered on their faces. They look like smiling assassins."
"You can't trust a Colgate Colleague. You never know what they're thinking with those fixed smiles."

by RaraAvis12 May 8, 2018

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