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Colorado College

A small, liberal arts school that is an oasis of sanity in Colorado Springs, which is a poor excuse for a city that is overrun by military.

The college runs on the block system. On this system, students take one class, or block, at a time for three weeks. In between blocks there are 4 1/2 day breaks during which students usually go skiing or snowboarding and partake in a general Shit Show. The system is intense, demanding and requires a lot of finesse on behalf of the student. Many of the three week courses are held outside of the college at the college's second campus in Bacca or even internationally, such as an art class that spent most of the block in Paris.

Kids at this college smoke a lot of weed and love flannel, neon clothing, spandex, guacamole, and limes. The school is flooded with friendly hipsters who, aside from the frighteningly excessive amount of whom have a Bob Dylan poster and/or Bob Marley posters in their dorm room, are ready and willing to throw a dance party whenever the time calls for it.

Townies and flyboys from the nearby air force academy continually try to crash the parties at Colorado College, but with little to no success.

The school has a "drink responsibly" policy which applies to students of all ages (as in under-ages) which absolutely owns.

Bad aspects: In Colorado Springs
Good aspects: Lots of opportunities to leave Colorado Springs, good cafeteria food, the college's president name is Dick and he rides around on a segway.
Colorado College kid: Let's blaze and watch the itunes visualizer on the big screen t.v. while blasting bollywood music.

Colorado College kid2: Naw man...I gotta go i'm going to bullshit my way through a grant and go to India
by lay-zjew January 4, 2009
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colorado

The mountains are purple, the bud is bright green.

What else is there?
Let's go to Red Rocks and smoke some doob.
by Annie April 1, 2004
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colorado

The tightest state in the west U.S.
Best sking in the world. Hey Mike- whad do u do for fun in Nebraska? Husk Corn?
I gonna ski in Colorado, where the powdas fresh
by Tim March 22, 2004
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out kick your coverage

When an exceptionally average guy, a 4-6 on the scale of 1-10, manages to land a date with a girl who is a 8.5-10 and doesn't have a chance to keep her much longer. When a guy out kicks his coverage, it is generally associated with incredulous bystanders, jealous males, and looks of befuddlement. Other side effects are laughter and the making of bets for how much longer the two will be together.
Gosh, John, you really managed to out kick your coverage with Jessica...did she lose a bet.
by kinney_robonics November 1, 2013
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greeley colorado

what can i say..nothing good.greeley co is filled with wanna be gangsters.people act like the people at wallmart (bad wallmart in town)all the time.nothing to do,except get high and drink.cause thats what almost everykid is diong.a mexican white community.with alots of race issues.a hospital with steryle issues.all the shops are closing ..cause everyone shops in loveland and fortcollins.recentley had a murder case cause of a stupid child molester.lets say you visit here watch your children!
john-im visiting family in greeley colorado!
kate-better hold your children tight!
john-haha very funny ,i brought a gun..
kate -kool!heres my shank.
by iliveingreeley March 27, 2011
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Colorado Chip

Tostitos scoops, shredded colby jack cheese, microwave for 30 seconds. Add Montreal steak seasoning to chips, dip in zesty ranch dressing.
Colorado chips are gonna make us sooooo much money!! :)
by Camping Kunte Kinte September 25, 2011
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Colorado Turnaround

When a woman is riding a double ended dildo with the other end in a dude's ass, all while giving him a reacharound. When he's about to pop, he spins around and blasts love graffiti all over her Rocky Mountains.
After giving Randy a thorough Jersey Foghorn, Melissa applied the Colorado Turnaround and relished in the results.
by Pumpkinhead_j June 16, 2005
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