coldplay

1) when someone has sex with a dead person

2) a band that sounds about as good as sex with a dead person

person one: coldplay is my favorite band ever
person two: that over rated crap is like four gay guys having a bad acid trip, which would explain why the lead inger named his child apple. can you say "dumbass"?

by nantucket red December 13, 2008

coldplay

The best band ever. Radiohead came first, but Ed O'Brien couldn't tune Jon Buckland's guitar.

Haters can drink their haterade but no one can deny that even if they don't like the music, Coldplay's talent on a scale from 1 to 10, they're about a 57.

by strong badian October 31, 2004

coldplay

doing a woman with no foreplay.

Man: Was it good for you?

Woman: That was lousy, a total coldplay.

by r day February 8, 2009

Coldplay

The band that Bono wipes his ass with.

"Oh god, I'm OUTTA TOILET PAPER!"

"Here, take this Coldplay album cover."

"Aw, cheers mate!"

(wipe)

by Degree7 August 10, 2009

Coldplay

:Literally one of the best bands that ever existed
Here's some good songs from them to make you happy

Something just like this
The scientist
Viva la vida

Clocks
Paradise
Fix you
Higher power
Yellow

You're welcome :)

From
nevilleandlunashouldbetogether💙💛❤️

Coldplay: the best band
A quote from the best band
Me: look at the stars, look how they shine for you ⭐️:)

by nevilleandlunashouldbetogether June 16, 2021

Coldplay

Coldplay is U2 Lite...a blatant ripoff of the better band.

Wow, Chris Martin tries way too hard to be Bono and whoever the hell their guitarist is rips off the Edge's unused chords! Coldplay needs to be ORIGINAL

by Somebody wicked cool July 30, 2008

Coldplay

The gayest band in the world. All they do is play horrible music and have no musical ability at all. If you like Coldplay, you most likely like your own sex.

You like Coldplay? You must be gay.

by C-Man_to_the_max August 21, 2009