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Clacka

Aussie slang for arse. Derived from the word cloaca which is a bird's vent, i.e. a bird only has one hole to shit, piss and root with. This amazing all-in-one hole is located on the underside of a bird's tail.

Birds reproduce using a sexual move called the 'clacka kiss', with the male and female birds putting their clacka's together so the male can shoot his load straight up his bitches' behind.
Goddam if Brett keeps on eating my chips I'm gonna kick him straight up the clacka!
by fistintheface October 21, 2010
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clackwanker

(n. idiot/stupid man of low intelligence v. Man to loudly self gratify in public)

Etymology of Clackwanker - Janey Godley Scottish Comedian/Political Commentator 20**/19 Scots
Man acting stupidly in public = (v)clackwanker

Man talking rubbish with no substance or credibility = (n) clackwanker
by amalkadog September 30, 2019
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coaches graveyard

The University of South Carolina. In over 100 years of playing college football, the University of South Carolina has had only one Head Coach that has gone on to be the Head Coach of another school.

Several coaches have won National Championships as Head Coaches of Division I schools prior to becoming the Head Coach at South Carolina. Not one left South Carolina with a winning record and none have gone on to coach elsewhere following their stint in Columbia.
W.H. "Dixie" Whaley, W.P. Murphy, William "Bill" Wertenbaker, I.O. Hunt, Byron W. "By" Dickson,
C.R. Williams, Christie Benet, Douglas McKay, John H. Neff, N.B. "Red" Edgerton, Rice Warren,
Dixon Foster, Frank M. Dobson, Sol S. Metzger, Branch Bocock, Harry Lightsey, W.L. "Billy" Laval,
Don McCallister, Rex Enright, Lt. James P. Moran, Williams "Doc" Newton, John D. McMillan,
Warren Giese, Marvin Bass, Paul Dietzel, Jim Carlen, Richard Bell, Joe Morrison, Brad Scott,
Lou Holtz, and now Steve Spurrier have all fallen victim to the "Coaches Graveyard."
by ResJudicocka June 21, 2008
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clacc

pov: you just made a brand new board, with mx browns with boba u4t stems and XDA profile keycaps off of amazon. you click on the new board. it makes a high pitched version of thocc. that my friends, is clacc.
your new board is high pitched and claccy af bro
by envie on youtube December 21, 2021
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meat clackers

Chip's girlfriend kicked him right in his meat clackers.
by ThatShiKrey January 25, 2015
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Coach Z

A crazy man from a different country who has a weird accent, sleeps in a locker room, and always is looking for a chance to start a nice, long verse of his hip-hop single, "these people try to fade me!"
Coach Z: the king's gone mad with power! he's tryin' to eat the chort! JOOORRRBB!
by IRS."It Really Sucks" November 19, 2003
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Coachella hipster

A sub-level of hipster that is so conceited, that they cannot admit that they haven't heard about something, even if the thing is not real.
Have you heard of that new band "Moon sex?"
-Of course. I like their older album better than the newest one.
That's weird cause i just made that up. You are such a Coachella Hipster.
by Dean Dangerous December 14, 2013
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