Certified hood classic

Basically, it’s “white people music” that any hood nigga would let you play on the aux.

“Yo, u don’t mind I out on fireflys, do you?”
“Nigga, that’s a certified hood classic, tf you mean “do I mind”. PLAY THAT SHIT, nigga!”

by eatbeatnskeet February 5, 2021

coerce

to compel by force, intimidation, or authority, esp. without regard for individual desire or volition

Pistols firing at my feet coerce me to dance

by Jamerz113 June 17, 2009

certified abstinence instructor

A life-calling for a precious few, incredibly optimistic individuals who think that it's actually possible to bridle the massive force of copulation using reason, logic, gods wrath, consequence or any other easy to ignore methodology.

I'm a certified abstinence instructor; das right! I don't care how worked up their loins be ge'in, a few pictures of god's herpes curse will shrink that hard-on faster than a busted cherry on prom-nite.

by YAWA August 19, 2017

Certified User of New Technology

This is an acrostic term for cunt. Used mostly in technical environments

The boss broke our servers and made me stay late to fix them, he's a Certified User of New Technology...

by silvaplom June 4, 2010

Certified lover boy

A boy who catches feelings easily.

I’m like drake, a certified lover boy

by CLB April 19, 2022

Coretchi

These kind of people are mostly short and bad at every single sport even badminton but they're still very nice and handsome.

If you're looking for a one night stand these are a perfect match for these reason:
-not hard to convince
-easy to carry in your purse or your pocket
-pretty good in bed

Girl 1- Hey do you have something to do tonight?
Girl 2- Yes I actually got a one night stand with a Coretchi.
Girl 1- Wow you're so lucky!
Girl 2- Wanna see him?
Girl 1- Sure
Girl 2 *opens her purse*
Girl 1- Wow so cute!

by Bobby Leitcher April 26, 2022

certified poop nigga

the realist poop nigga out there fr ong.

a certified poop nigga prolly got many hoes and is always chasin da bag✅😈

“Omg did u see zak today, he’s definitely a certified poop nigga!!”

by Sigmadaddy March 26, 2022