cocksweat

the liguid that forms inbetween the back of the penis and the balls used as an insult

Aidan you cocksweat you suck my balls for fi dollar

by cgscytsdbcdsgyf December 18, 2005

cocksworth

A unit of measurement. Used in reference of the quantity of business meant.

"How much business do you mean, man?"

"Oh, about a cocksworth."

by Mr. Patty January 18, 2009

Cockpetition

When two friends, compete over a person of affection, to see who gets her/him first.

Jane - "Are David and Aron competing over sally?"
Blaine "Yeah, they're in a total cockpetition"

by Masteroftheleglock January 3, 2015

cocksweater

1. noun. A cylindrical sweater worn over a male's penis.
2. adjective. An irritating, ignorant person.
3. noun. A person who spends their time keeping penises warm.
annoying jerk poser idiot ignorant jackass asshatmisogynist egotistical

He decided to wear his finest wool cocksweater on his ascent up Mt. Everest. He knew it would be a perilous and frigid climb.

I met a cocksweater outside the bar in town last night, he said he thought he was pretty good looking. He also assumed that I wanted to have sex with him. What a cocksweater.



George W. Bush spent the last 8 years working as a cocksweater for the vice president.

by C.A.E. January 10, 2009

cockswerving

to avoid a constant bombardment of male members on sites like chatroulette and shufflepeople ,whilst genuinely trying to just have some fun!

for fucks sake! how many more wankers do i have to enjure!,this cockswerving is becoming tiresome!

by ol dirty dogmeat April 17, 2010

cocksterf

When you're so OD that you can't speak english, your friends have to wipe your ass after shitting, and you end up waking up in the bathtub in your own yack. Oh and you lost your shoe on your way home.

Oh no cocksterf is coming out tonight!

by dildobaggins456 April 23, 2017

crocspert

noun
Someone who has claims to be an expert on crocs as they have gone through many different pairs of crocs and have great knowledge on crocs

Jack was a crocspert as he is on his 5th pair and counting of crocs.

by Ivan Aleksandrov February 27, 2018