cocknotch

used in times when dickhead just isn't enough

Barry: "Bill you are such a fucking cocknotch!!!"
Bill: "fuck you barry"

by Jesslina February 26, 2008

Cock Snot

Another term for sperm, cum, or ejaculate.

Lacey: Aww honey, you got your cock snot all over me.
Jason: Sorry babe.

by jasonjjung76 September 22, 2019

cocksloth

One who slathers the male penis all over their face and can barely move because they are worda fat/word

Debbie is a real cocksloth

by Avolin June 26, 2003

Cocksnotch

Cocksnotch is a pet name like honey or sweetypie, unless you are referring to Asians
It can also be used as a safeword in bdsm

I miss you my sweet cocksnotch

by ShadesOfPurple February 21, 2020

cocksnitch

To spread or broadcast word related to a cock's negative action.

Lisa totally cocksnitched Timmy to his old lady.

by Johnny the Midget May 22, 2003

Cock Snot

Verb - Cock Snot: When a male or She-male (anyone with the ability to jizz themselves) sneezes to the extent that they literally blow a load into their pants, causing a regretful, nasty mess equal to that of a shart.

Present - Cock Snotting
Past - Cock Snotted
Future - Cock Snot

Kaine: Jesus Christ Logan did you hear what happened to Kevin in class today?
Logan: No...?
Kaine: That poor bastard cock snotted himself...
Logan: I'm so sorry to hear that.

by Fucking Ian. March 1, 2014

Cocksnatch

Softest angriest dick I’ve ever encountered.

Worst/best person you will ever meet.

That dude is the biggest cocksnatch I’ve ever met in my entire life.

by Rhettness December 23, 2017