cockfight

Like a swordfight, but using your penis to attack your opponent.

They had a cockfight.

by Cummy worm February 23, 2011

cockfan

To rapidly twirl your flaccid penis in front of another gentleman in a fan-like motion.

Husstopher: i totally need a cockfan, is Mason around?

by Arty Benjamin August 18, 2009

cockfat

A large collection of flab directly above a man's penis. Sometimes consuming it so it never sees the light of day.

Also referred to as frontal ass.

Referred to as patchfat for women.

How does he put a belt on with that much cockfat.

by R Anaconda August 5, 2006

Cockwagon

A person who by complaining about another person reveals that they are in fact the problem.

Chuck: Hahaha - some guy parked his car too close to mine so I keyed his car. I R the greatest.

Tom: Dude you're a cockwagon.

by Howl42 May 27, 2009

Cockbag McDicknuts

Used as a generic nickname for prehistoric mammals who are unreasonably cocky, manipulate facts in their favor, and generally act like douches. Such characters complain often about things, typically prefaced by using adjectives like "mumbo jumbo".

For fun, these characters relive memories involving inventing COBOL, surviving a bukkake drizzle on Halloween and seeing REO Speedwagon live, in concert.

Must be repeatedly told exactly what to type at least 4-5 times when at the keyboard or you will lose their attention. Subjects also tend to speak in a big voice about trivial things.

Cockbag McDicknuts was complaining about something asinine again. What a douche face!

by omfgsnakes November 11, 2008

cockfather

The guy who has helped you in any way to get laid and lose your virginity and has helped you turn from a boy to a man.

dude1: Do you know Jim?
dude2: Of course I do! He is my cockfather
dude1: Oh wow..

by jimissobored November 6, 2014

cockrag

A female douchebag.

That chick is wearing a Hurley hat. What a cockrag.

by RaymondS December 12, 2009