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Beddy Cocker

A chick who is always ready to go to bed for cock!
Pamela Anderson and Angolina Jolie, now there's two prime examples of Beddy Cocker.
by Sharon Stone June 30, 2006
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Cockerel

I learned how to handle them first-hand when one of my brothers acquired a magnificent white cockerel and five sandy brown hens.
by Arietta November 29, 2011
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Cockels

The genitals of a Dragon.
I sliced his fucking cockels with a long and shiny blade
by E- dog June 30, 2008
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Freddy Cocker

Freddy Cocker

The darker and more twisted and gay version of freddy Kruger. Cocker started as a promiscuous and over the top gay man where he would go and find younger teenagers and turn them gay. one night he crossed paths with the boyfriend of a larger 300lb fat chick and turned him gay. this upset her so much when she caught them in bed together that she fainted on top of cocker and killed him. now he hunts the living in there nightmares in-visioning long and steamy gay images. on his left hand is the gloved hand with 4 eight foot dongs attached to them. every night his helper the love he lost aguadots unsuspecting men in bars so Freddy cocker can have his way with them.

what ever you do Freddy cocker will anal rape u.
Man i had a dream that freddy cocker came after me
by guynnie November 12, 2010
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cockery

During egg production, the male chickens are ground up and used as feed. A cockery is a mythical place you tell children that roosters go after when they are "discarded."
I felt a great disturbance in the cockery, as if millions of roosters suddenly crowed out and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
by rubicante1 August 3, 2007
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hot dog cookers

Hot dog cookers are metal stick figures in the shape of a man with an extra appendage between his legs. Chefs use the extra appendage to scewer hot dogs (other tubed meat is also exceptable) and then places the entire apperatuce on a Bar-be-que or grill. Processed meats will then cook by the heat from the grill and the heat also cooks the meat inside out due to the impaledness of the hot dog cooker apperatice. The entire ordeal makes a delecious hot dog as it is cooked inside and out and also serves as a hilarious party gag due to the falice like resemblence of a metal stick figure with a flesh like boner
Sean used a hot dog cooker at the last gay frat party he attended.

"HOT DOG COOKERS!"
by Philthy Rich September 15, 2008
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cocker-spankiel

Slang for a wanker,(who may or may not also be a dog). It's very apt because it fuses the words "cock" and "spank" while triggering the amusing visual of a cocker-spaniel dog.
"If you were a dog, you'd be a cocker-spankiel!"
by benjiboy January 11, 2005
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