Captain CockBlocker

A person who goes out of their way to ensure that another person doesn't get laid. Unlike the cockblocker who may do so once in awhile. Captain Cockblocker is always there to ensure one doesn't get any action.

Dum Dum Dum! Look in the sky, its a bird its a plane...NO...its CAPTAIN COCKBLOCKER!

by Lumandi23 December 21, 2008

friendzoned cockblocker

When someone has been hardcore friendzoned but cockblocks anyone from getting anywhere near their crush. They especially cockblock on social media, always the first to comment on their crush's pics with heart or kissy face emojis trying to appear to others as if they're more than a friend to their crush. Some friendzoned cockblockers may not even realize they're in the dreaded friendzone making them look extra pathetic.

To your friend: yo that's the girl i'm into but her friend keeps mean muggin me and it's weird.

Friend: nah don't worry about her dumb ass, she's just a friendzoned cockblocker.

by b00mb1tch September 20, 2016

ultimate cockblocker

someone who hits on his friends girlfriends. spends too much time with other peoples girlfriends. kisses hugs and those generally inappropriate things with his friends girlfriends .

Paul: Stephen is the ultimate cockblocker

tom: so true

by orion_14754 June 2, 2010

designated cockblocker

the person who stays sober at a party, club, etc. and keeps his/her friends from hookin up with grenades, landmines, or just someone ( or people) they shouldn`t

Ronnie: Yo bro mad people are hittin up karma tonight, lets go.

Mike: Cool

Ronnie: But bro, Sam`s gonna be there

Mike: That`s cool, i`ll be your designated cockblocker

by Android23 January 24, 2011

Anti-cockblocker

A wingman or woman that assist you with getting what you want with women or men.

I did not warn anyone of his type in order to keep them from getting scared off. The anti-cockblocker helps her friend get some.

by Rosalita Hanks April 3, 2019

Hall of fame Cockblocker

When someone tries their best to stop her friend from getting piped

That bitch Diana a hall of fame cockblocker

by Poop -_- February 1, 2019

cockblocktopus

A cockblocker so talented it seems that he can block 8 cocks simultaneously.

"Man, that cockblocktopus is killing that whole section of the bar".

by demar77 March 31, 2008