cockpuke

n. Synonym of Semen or Cum. Can be used for many sayings. Just replace the word Semen, Cum, or Yogurt.

"Shut the fuck up Joe you pile of Cockpuke!"
"Dude, you know how much Cockpuke that bitch stores in her stomach?"
"I would rather drink a warm bucket of Cockpuke."

by AK November 10, 2004

cocksucker

A cocksucker is one who delights in getting down on her/his knees for the sole purpose of providing pleasure to a man by inserting his cock into their mouth and kissing and sucking a man's cock, until he is overcome with ecstasy and explodes his cum into the cocksucker's waiting mouth.

Our little Stevie takes great delight in doing his best fairy imitation by getting down on his knees, unzipping zippers and providing pleasure to a vast amount of men by fluttering his fairy wings and spreading his fairy dust, all the while being the absolute best cocksucker he can possibly be!

by Sweet li'l Stevie August 5, 2021

second hand cocksucker

Any person which has eaten the pussy that has recently been filled with cock. Made especially distingushed by having unprotected sex, and filling the pussy with cream.

Matt had no idea he was a second hand cocksucker after being with Kim.

by ztotheatothec May 28, 2007

Cocksuker's Doormat

A thin shaved goatee and moustache.

John jizzed and covered Mark's Cocksuker's Doormat in spunk.

by Lord of the Ring December 19, 2006

raging cocksucker

1:Someone (male or female) who has lost control of their ability to not have a penis jammed in their throat.
2:A person who sucks up to the boss way to much to simply be called an ass kisser.

1: She's such a whore, I see her with a new guy every night. Yes she sure is a raging cockmaster now.

2: Dude! Jason has only been here 2 weeks and got a promotion. What a raging cockmaster

by Your Mom July 22, 2003

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, mother fucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat

George Carlin's list of 7 words that you cannot say on television!

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, mother fucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat!

by INURA!!! April 13, 2009

cocksquawker

a gay man who incessantly talks about being an arse bandit as if its the best thing in the world. normally those who have recently come out and think everyone should know their shitty secret.

Baz - "oh my god! im gay and i love cock!

Lobo - "yeah thats the 69th time you've told us cocksquawker!"

by iantho December 9, 2008