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A container for cocks. Something which keeps cocks warm or cool. A flask full of cocks.
Also a derogatory term for someone who has acted either inappropriately or stupidly.
Also a derogatory term for someone who has acted either inappropriately or stupidly.
by Cocky McFlask December 31, 2008
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The intent of the equation is to remain simple. For this reason, any kind of modifiers such as girth, multiple partners at the same time, race (relating to larger or smaller memebers), etc. will not be used. The overall intent of the "cocklometer" is to simply define a woman's whore-ish-ness, similar to an odometer on a car.
A few assumptions were made to reach the final product. Assume the average man to have a 6" member. Also assume the average sexual encounter to be approximately 10 minutes long, with one pump/second. Since there are 3,320 feet/kilometer. This roughly correlates to 5 sexual encounters and a quickie (or 5.5 for easy math) to make one cocklometer. Defined as follows:
(6"(2)/rep)=(1'/rep) - once for the penetration, once for the pull out.
(1'/rep)(5.5 encounters)(600 reps/encounter)=roughly 3,320'=1km
So with those assumptions we derrived:
(x/5.5)n=cocklometer=girl's whore-ish-ness
where x = number of sexual encounters
and n = number of partners
The intent of the equation is to remain simple. For this reason, any kind of modifiers such as girth, multiple partners at the same time, race (relating to larger or smaller memebers), etc. will not be used. The overall intent of the "cocklometer" is to simply define a woman's whore-ish-ness, similar to an odometer on a car.
A few assumptions were made to reach the final product. Assume the average man to have a 6" member. Also assume the average sexual encounter to be approximately 10 minutes long, with one pump/second. Since there are 3,320 feet/kilometer. This roughly correlates to 5 sexual encounters and a quickie (or 5.5 for easy math) to make one cocklometer. Defined as follows:
(6"(2)/rep)=(1'/rep) - once for the penetration, once for the pull out.
(1'/rep)(5.5 encounters)(600 reps/encounter)=roughly 3,320'=1km
So with those assumptions we derrived:
(x/5.5)n=cocklometer=girl's whore-ish-ness
where x = number of sexual encounters
and n = number of partners
Girl one: She's such a whore, she banged Brian 5 full times and then a quickie at his parent's house last week.
Girl two: "(5.5/5.5)1=1 cocklometer", not too bad.
Girl two: "(5.5/5.5)1=1 cocklometer", not too bad.
by Iron_M1ke January 2, 2012
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Get the cockolate fondu mug.She's so fine that my buddy stopped messing with thots and spends all of his time with her. She's a cocktamer.
by Rynesdad April 23, 2016
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A cockplayer is not only a wanker, but he would picture himself as king of the world and fancy some epic fuck with girls he can never get, which is the only moment he wins in the really world.
A cockplayer is not only a wanker, but he would picture himself as king of the world and fancy some epic fuck with girls he can never get, which is the only moment he wins in the really world.
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