Corning

The act of shoving corn cernels or cobs of corn up one's ass.

I was corning Marcel's asshole.

by laxfreak102 May 19, 2007

coning

Putting an object in the middle of the road at night, and watching cars swerve out of the way for them.

Oh man, me and vin just coned that car on 11 Mile last night.

by 2444 August 1, 2005

Craning Frasier

When Kelsey Grammer masturbates.

I'm sorry Niles I can't help you, too busy Craning Frasier.

by ClockWorkWarren November 12, 2017

Caning it

Driving very fast

It was 1am and I was caning it up the motorway.

by togi_one February 21, 2021

coyaning

pulling a coyan

im coyaning right now

by coyaning November 12, 2022

cooning around

when your friends are fucking about and they don't understand that if they don't stop cooning around then they will get an shildo up the ass.

John: Oi, Ben stop cooning around!
Ben: OK i'll stop, I don't want a shildo up the ass.
John: Good boy.

by daddychillonmycock October 30, 2023

Owen Cornings

1) Name of an inulation company; which is used as slang to describe a womans workout/athletic pants such as Lulu lemons; which are so tight due to her fatness; or mammoth thighs; if someone were to cut the pants flab and skin would burst out; similar to cutting open a bag of insulation.

Jack: "Hey man Lucy was rocking the treadmill in her owen cornings today"

John: "Jesus fuck; she looks like a speed skater in those babies!"

by Johnny John John John? March 30, 2011