the Crumps

Unlike more common venereal diseases, 'the Crumps' is a sexually transmitted infection of such resiliance, David Hasselhoff is said to be heard singing in the ear of the afflicted as their genitals finally crumble. Thought to have originated in Yorkshire when a radioactive pubic louse bit an unsuspecting young rugby player on the cock. Symptoms include but are not limited to:
Thick, cloudy or bloody discharge from the penis or vagina
Metallic rings appearing on the genitals
Painful bowel movements
Severe adverse reaction to alcohol
Poor life choices

Listen, and understand. You've caught the Crumps. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

If you've been stabbed and then you get shot, the stabbing is nothing. It's the same with HIV and the Crumps.

by The third attempt May 17, 2018

russian clumsiness

The lack of skill to stand next to a window without falling out.

The political opponent showed spontaneous signs of russian clumsiness and fell out of the 5th floor window.

by Psycholi February 20, 2023

cumpster

A female "cum dumpster." A slutty woman who can not last more than 3 days without ingesting cum. see also "Costco Bukkake" and "Cupcakke."

Jen, the cumpster, fucked 4 Italian guys in 3 different holes last night. She loves being showered in cum. She IS a dumpster. The Cumpster.

by BigmuffDiver April 25, 2011

State Chumps

1. A high school team (of any sport) that qualifies for the State Championship and acts as if they are God's gift to the world. They can usually be found bragging on Facebook or strutting around town wearing hoodies, sweats, t-shirts, and other articles of clothing with "STATE CHAMPIONSHIPS" written all over it. They are also blissfully unaware of the fact that spectators and a majority of their competitors find their attitude appalling. State chumps are the downfall of respectful competition.

2. Someone who wins a State Championship (individual or team title) and proceeds to broadcast it to the world. Usually someone who has won the title more than once and has become accustomed to wearing it on their sleeve.
Variations can include:
-League Chump(s)
-Conference Chump(s)
-District Chump(s)
-Regional Chump(s)
...the list goes on.

1.
Person 1: "Wow, the Northview cross country team is warming up in matching State hoodies. Were they State Champs?"
Person 2: "Nah, they're just a bunch of state chumps."

2.
"I was getting SO sick of their bragging. I'm glad somebody finally beat those league chumps."

by *The Boss* November 26, 2009

clumping

to have sex with a woman while wearing a clown costume. dervies from the combination of the words clown and humping.

"Dude did you have sex with my sister?"
"I clumped her ass, son"

by NiMo March 1, 2005

clumsyfuck

A fucking extremely clumsy person, often only reserved for the maker of clumsy errors made under pressure or in front of an audience.

That clumsyfuck of a waiter dropped the entire tray at Madonna's table.

That stupid bitch-she fell down the steps during the play.
What a clumsyfuck

by Riff1771 February 24, 2008

Cloven Clump

A rather beefy looking Camel Toe - One that looks as though it has been working out and consuming protein drinks regularly

"Well, just look at that Cloven Clump and ya know who wears the pants in that marriage"

Also Referred to as: Camel Toe, Moose Paw, Axe Wound and about 10,000 others.

by Kal-El August 8, 2003