Cluefer

When you slap someone upside the head with the palm of your hand while simultaneously saying "Get a fucking clue you reTARD!"

Liz was being her normal clueless self so I cluefer'd her in the hopes that she would snap out of it.

by The Mongoloid October 16, 2010

Clue-Brick

When a person really needs to get a clue, but he is so dense and/or stubborn that the only way he would get it (i.e. comprehend) is if the clue was launched directly at his head via a brick.

"It doesn't matter how much you argue with that guy, he's such a Neanderthal it would take a clue-brick to even get through to him. DUH!!"

by Kal El's Clone September 30, 2012

Clueless Maria

Clueless Maria is a very common thing. It happens quite frequently. It’s whenever Maria is being clueless. For an example: taking things literally, not understanding basic knowledge, and just being a Maria.

Holland: There’s a scene in this film where audiences will feel like they’ve been punched in the face.

Clueless Maria: Wow so like we are going to feel a punch ??!!?

by Kaela🥰 May 26, 2019

Clertiary

The satisfying chill or stimulation one feels whilst drifting through a dark abyss at night.

I felt so clertiary last night when me and OJ were driving through the woods in his Ford Bronco.

by The Yosiation August 17, 2021

Clerg

Someone who has unimaginable strength, luck, and looks. The pinnacle of man kind.

“You hear about da clerg hitting 550 on bench?”
“No, who is it”
“It’s dat boy clerg man”

by No man February 9, 2022

Blues Clued It

to figure something out. To put together various pieces of information to reach a logical conclusion based on the information gathered.
From the Childrens TV show where the host would discover what the Dog Blue wanted to do using 3 clues.

Mike:Ya i checked my GFs phone saw joe called her before she went "to the library" and noticed that she smelt of soomeones elses cologne.

Ike: Dude i Blues Clued It, shes cheating on you with joe.

by BDBG8andaQuarter2 July 31, 2009

Out the clue

Being clueless, out of the loop, not in the know, don’t know whats going on.

Koby: “you see what that bitch rita did?”
Gideon:”nah man im out the clue”

by koby gid March 22, 2022