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Cock Climber

1. An individual who has surpassed merely swinging off my nuts and is so exaggeratedly kissing ass they are disdained.
2. A homosexual male.
1. That Cock Climber won't shut up about how great the bosses' plan is.
2. If he wants to be a Cock Climber that is his business, it is ludicrous to suggest government try and control the private consensual acts of adults.
by Josh McVey August 27, 2008
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Side Climb

Verb.
A ironic/semi-ironic phrase used either along side or as a synonym for "Skill Issue" in the War Thunder community. Although Side climbing describes a manoeuvre where at the start of a air battle match you start to gain altitude to the side of the map to enter the battle later, effectively flanking, it may still be used to in a ironic way to critique the skill of a ground or naval player.
Person 1:Thats utter bullshit! How was I supposed to pen that. Fuck you Gaijin!

Person 2:Tsk Tsk, sounds like a skill issue, should’ve side climbed
by Copy-Locka March 19, 2023
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the hairy dude that climbs trees

The Hairy Dude That Climbs trees is a wildly savage animal. It was discovered in 2019 by two middle schoolers named Ally and Aleena. It can be a very dangerous creature if disturbed or mocked. It has been spotted very few times and is knows to always be in a tree. Recent studies show that the Hairy Dudes prefer oak and maple over pine and firm trees. There is a very large bounty on the creature, if found, captured, and brought into authorities alive and unharmed, you could be rewarded with $300,000,000.00, but if brought in harmed, or dead, you could be fined with enormous charges, or even face a life’s sentence in jail. The Hairy Dude that climbs trees is a human sized animal, about 6 feet tall and it looks like a short, or shrunken big foot, or a hobo. If you happen to encounter one, don’t worry they speak Spanish and pig Latin. If you speak neither of those languages you could be in trouble, so hocus focus poopy. The Hairy Dude that climbs trees will eat you alive if it is hungry enough. Although this usually only happens if it has not had its daily dose of Chex thingies. Keep an eye out, and remember, Aaron, B is not a vowel.
Ally: are you the hairy dude that climbs trees?

Aleena: why yes

Aleena: takes off disguise to reveal a very hairy face
Aleena: aaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggghhh
by ~ Hay Hay ~ December 14, 2020
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climbing

Climbing is a sport that can be done to varying degrees of extremeness.

Bouldering, which is short un-roped climbs done over crashpads with spotters ready to protect a fall, is the simplest and least gear intensive form of climbing. While bouldering can require extreme amounts of strength and control, it is relatively safe, because the only danger comes from landing incorrectly

Top-roping is the form of climbing most commonly thought about when someone hears the word "rock climbing" it involves the rope going up from the climber, through an anchor setup at the top of the climb, and back down to the belayer. it is the safest, and best kind of climbing for beginners, because the potential for long falls is almost completely eliminated.

Sport climbing is done by climbers who "lead" up rocks that are pre-drilled with bolts. Climbers clip "draws" into the bolts then clip the rope through the draw. More dangerous than toproping because when you fall, you fall twice the distance between you and the last bolt. Lead climbing is the only recognized form of "true" ascents.

Trad climbing, or "traditional" climbing is the origional kind of climbing. It starts with the climbers and their gear that the bottom of a cliff, and then they go up, the leader fixes placements, then the second follows and "cleans" the gear, or removes it from the rock. Very difficult climbing due to the fact that one has to place gear with one hand while hanging on to the rock with the other. Requires large amounts of gear and a lot of technical knowledge.

Unfortunately there are many wanna be climbers out there who talk like they are hardcore people but they wouldn't know an ATC from a Reverso, or Petzl from Black Diamond.
Real climbers climb because they love the rock, not for chicks or props or crap like that.
Last weekend, me and a friend went trad climbing at Sugarloaf mountain.

I was leading a 5.11B across a roof and took a whipper of the 5th bolt. I fell about 20 feet, and spiked my belayer up and his ATC got wedged in the first bolt.
by MyWeirdSN December 23, 2006
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Load-Climber

One experienced in helping people that are lost in the load get out to civilization again (not that anyone would want to leave the load... but some people have other lives to get back to)
it takes 3 years of schooling to become a load-climber
by paulette's load July 7, 2009
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Climbing Together

Within the context of rock climbing:
The awkward non-date that most males will misinterpret as a romantic encounter because of the one-on-one nature of climbing, inside or outside.

Note: This misinterpretation goes both way.
Dude, I think she likes me. We're climbing together on Saturday at Lover's Leap!
by DylanSchiff January 20, 2013
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clobber

Gonna get me some new clobber.
by KrishnaBoy December 1, 2003
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