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Cockstock

(1) When you ask your friend if she knows of a gentleman friend of hers whom may be down to “bang”. She’s taking cockstock for you.

(2) When go back through your old texts, Tinder matches, and DM’s trying to find someone down for a late night smash & dash sesh.
“Hey Becky, can you take cockstock for me? I need to get laid, and all of my matches on Tinder suck.”

Carol said to Becky, “I’m tired of Chet and Bret, but they’re dtf, so you can add them to your cockstock stash.”
by Kfbetch July 22, 2018
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clocktapus

the ultimate clock-based pwnage action...that is...to clocktapus.
I CLOCKTAPUSSED YOU IN THE FACE!! wtf you talkin bout capitols ....ill capital you in the face (with my clocktapus) TEH FACE
by The Clock Tocker May 1, 2007
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Cocktopussy

1. A slang term for sex
2.The ratio of men to women at any given social gathering
3. a legendary monster parents use to scare their children to keep them from having sex. This creature has eight long cocks attached at the base and in the middle is a huge pussy; the mouth of the beats. Many have been killed by the mythical beast,and the beast is the cause for many of the virgins left in the world.
1. (At a party)
guy 1: I don't want a relationship, I just really want to go cocktopussy with you.
slut: Okay!

2. (At a bar)
Guy1: Dude, let's blow this joint! it's got a bad cocktopussy ratio!
Guy2: Yeah it's a total sausage fest!

3. (In a Bad Scifi Movie)
Guy1: Holy shit, it's the Octopussy!
Stupid slut who trips and dies: Oh my god!!!
Guy1: We gotta get out of here, that pussy looks hungry!!
SSWT&D: Yeah, totally!
by Frozenfiirefox98 January 13, 2009
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cocktopus

A synonym for "bullshit".
Dude, that test yesterday was total cocktopus.
by Schilldebeast April 16, 2008
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Irish Clocktower

The act of getting a girl hammered drunk and while shes passed out you bone her and time how long it takes for you to jism.
"Dude John just gave Stacy an Irish Clocktower!"
"How long did it take John to jism?"
"5 minutes."
"Thats John's new record!"
by CIRCUS1337 December 9, 2008
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Clockstrone

A euphemism for "Jet Lag". Clockstrone is reserved for those who experience severe jet lag.
I took that red-eye back from Cali last night and man am I Clockstroned
by Teddy "Bones" Keating January 3, 2009
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Cocktopus

A sexual position where the male has 7 strap-ons on and 8 girls surrounding him
I love giving Cocktopuses
by Dacocktopuss October 30, 2010
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