Cock In The Pudding

The insersation and/or placement of an erect penis in a pudding or jelatin like substance.

I came home from class and found Anthony's cock in the pudding, I then joined him with my cock in the pudding.

by The gang bang coalition for safe sex December 14, 2008

cock in the eye

a girl who is looking for peninis is said to have cock in the eye, or alternatively, to be cockeyed.

that chick's got cock in the eye

by fkr July 30, 2003

pumping cock in sync

usually performed while watching porn, but also applicable while watching live sex at a party

the act of matching the penetration depth of cock in observed fornication to the depth of one's own cock in one's own hand or other cock stroking device

balls deep in observed fornication pull hand down to match either to base of cock or to the limit of stimulation of hand

boxers all the way down, lube ready, porn site loaded and porn playing, reality melts away pumping cock in sync, usually jizzing before video ends

repeat until unable to get hard again in lieu of fornicating.

by pumps alot April 28, 2012

stick your cock in your ear

another way to tell someone to fuck off

to boss "if you think i'm working late tonight you can stick your cock in your ear. you cunt"

by chimp101 March 5, 2008

I'll Beat Your Cock In

A phrase often used as a comeback to catch someone off gaurd.

Bob: You're a Shit Fucker!
Bill: Shut Up! I'LL BEAT YOUR COCK IN!!!

by Spencer Tubbs August 13, 2006

cock in the grass

An insult with no real logical basis; however, many people find it offensive.

Quit being a cock in the grass and come over here.

by Tyler McClurg January 2, 2007

Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock

A phrase that you say when someone is about to "DO IT."

"Dude, I'm gonna nail that chick later."

"Oh damn. Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock!"

"I'll make sure of it dog!"

by Hmbsm21 May 19, 2009