clintonsidense

When a testifying witness dies b4 testifying of mysterious causes

That chomo that hung himself died while working on a plea. What a clintonsidense

by Chucky Vegas September 19, 2019

Clintoniousity

How much of what you do and how you do it is similar to, in the style of, or exactly the way and manor that Clinton would react if he were to find himself in the same situation.

"Dude, the Clintoniousity of your recent life choices is truly admirable."

by Clintonian February 27, 2021

Clintonian

(NOUN) Someone who deals in situational ethics. Someone who judges one person, place, thing, or idea by one set of criteria, but doesn't judge another person, place, thing, or idea by the same criteria. In other words, someone who does not judge everyone, everywhere, everything, and every idea by a reasonably stagnant standard.

"Stop being a clintonian."
"How clintonian of you."
"What a bunch of clintonians! Criticizing my basic ideas but not that guy's lunacy!"

by ComicalCoconut April 26, 2023

Clintonic Suicide

Whenever someone connected to the Clintons, Epstein, or a whistleblower of any sort who has never been suicidal is found dead and the cause of death is suicide.

“Yo man did you hear how a witness is gonna take the stand against Epstein?”
“Do you live under a rock bro? He said he was willing to spill the beans on everything but then they found him hanging in his jail cell, said he was suffering from mental illness.”

“Ah damn the state got him, that’s the third Clintonic Suicide this year”

by Dredgen May 11, 2023

Clintonious Hoangia Phaminoid

The epitome of awesome sauce, radiating charisma and confidence wherever he goes. With a brilliant mind and boundless creativity, he fearlessly tackles challenges and leaves a trail of brilliance behind him. His unwavering integrity and genuine kindness make him a beacon of compassion, always ready to lend a helping hand. John's adventurous spirit and natural leadership abilities inspire others to embrace new experiences and achieve greatness. Humble yet relentless, he leaves an indelible mark on those he encounters, forever inspiring them to reach new heights.

Josh"Do you know Clintonious Hoangia Phaminoid? He is so AWESOME SAUCE!!! :D"
Joe: "I don't, but I WANT TO GRRRR"

by chevisIOUSME July 7, 2023

Bill Clintoning It

the act of intentionally ejaculating on a piece of clothing, preferably on a blue dress. May also be used as a noun (Bill Clinton) to describe the ejaculate.

Person 1: "Oh yeah! Taste my Bill Clinton!" *ejaculates*

Person 2: "Eric! Are you Bill Clintoning It again?"

Person 3: "Damn it Eric you Bill Clintoned on my favorite dress!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023