cockblockers

people who interfere with a person's ability to get laid.
can be used for women and men.

Why are these whores being such cockblockers! I saw him first!

by twouptwodown December 21, 2008

Catie Cockblock

(n.) That one person in your life that always seems to keep you from scoring.

(n.)The hypothetical person that keeps your pants on whether you want them there or not.

Guy: Dude, there she is. That girl is fine.

Friend:check it out, her fat friend came too.

Guy: Dammit, who invited catie cockblock?

by Simpleworks March 30, 2010

Reverse Cockblock Psychology

A method of cockblocking by getting another person to pass on a hot ass girl by pretending not to want them or to want another girl or something else...

A technique used by losers who have no other shot at getting laid. Often use in a drunken haze.

I know you want that girl, quit trying to use reverse cockblock psychology on me.

by teasoak May 13, 2007

food-cockblock

When someone or something blocks you from eating when you ar hungry as fuck

Just as Dylan and Vince were about to go eat, Calvin stepped in and imposed a food-cockblock with conversation.

by DC94s July 6, 2011

Cockblocked by Steve Jobs

When you're texting a perfect babe and then the iPhone's auto-correct kills the mood.

Victim: I wanna duck you in my parents ned. Tight cow.

Babe: ...?

Pervy Onlooker: Cockblocked by Steve Jobs again? That ducks, man.

by Vonnegut better. September 5, 2013

Chuck Cockblock

When your ability to mack a chick is comparable to the fielding skills of Chuck Knoblauch.

Lets go over there and Chuck Cockblock him.. so he won't get laid tonight.

by Stack Diesel August 3, 2007

clockblock

When you're having a sexual dream and it's interrupted by your alarm clock.

I was about to screw this chick in my sleep at 7:59 and at 8, I got a clockbock. The alarm fuckin clockblocked me. Dirty bastard.

by Anthony-RJ October 17, 2008