Cleavageball

the game of throwing small objects, such as little balls of paper, inside a girls shirt with the goal of getting it to go in between her boobs.

Bryan: Look at Jessica over there. I'm going to play cleavageball! I'm gonna throw this paper ball inside her shirt.
Barney: You are going to miss! She doesn't have anything!

by poloe December 7, 2012

Modified Cleveland Steamer

1. The act of being unusually nice or pleasant to a person, as that person is simultaneously being dumped upon, blown off or otherwise snubbed.

2. An inappropriately apathetic or hostile response to a thoughtful or kind gesture.

Airline {In a warm, syrupy prerecorded voice}: Your flight from Reno to Chicago was due to depart in an hour. We took the liberty of canceling that flight just a few minutes ago. You needn't thank us now, but we made arrangements to complete your trip by rerouting you via Portland, Maine late tomorrow. It will add only a few hours in a crowded plane to your vacation!! And have a great day!!

Jim (to wife): "Crap. The airline just handed us a modified Cleveland Steamer."

by wmbdover September 26, 2012

roger clemens

A) The opposite of Greg Maddux. A cheater with a bad attitude, anger issues, and a lone wolf mentality. Plays for himself, and quite willing to throw his family and friends under the bus to make sure his cheating ways don't hurt his hall of fame chances.

B) VERB To backstab someone in order to avoid heat.

C) When having vaginal intercourse with a girl, pull out and instantly ram it into her ass, like a steroids needle.

(P.S. Greg Maddux was denied Cy Young awards when he was the best pitcher in the league, and Roger Clemens has won them when he wasn't. And one of them likes to have needles jammed into his ass, and I'll give you a hint, it isn't Greg Maddux.)

A) Roger Clemens is the epitome of what a major league baseball player should not be.

B) My best friend pulled a Roger Clemens on me.

C) Way to go, McNamee.

by HarbingerofTruth March 31, 2008

clea

a beautiful,sweet,amazing girl.clea seems quiet and innocent but when you get to know her you’ll really see her wild side.she is very popular and becomes friends with almost everyone she meets.she is disliked by very few people.if you are lucky enough to ever date a clea,never let her go because she is on of a kind,loyal,sweet,gorgeousand great in bed;).she will always be there for you when you need her and is an overall amazing friend.

guy #1:that girl is fucking amazing!who is she?

guy #2:oh that’s clea!

by idek197288 November 21, 2018

Clenching Chowder

What happens after having unprotected anal intercourse with a man with a tiny penis. The ejaculate doesn't get past the Anus Hotel lobby (so to speak) and coagulates very close to the one and only exit; occasionally causing a bloated feeling or general lower GI discomfort.

After they found him half naked with his scout master in the closet, he ran to that restroom so fast you just knew he was clenching chowder.

by Finn Gerbang January 6, 2015

cleor

the mermaid bitch

cleor what are you doing

by anonymous October 28, 2020

John cleese

Possibly one of the most funniest comedians in the world, has played part in all the great classics, Monty Python films and flying circus, fawlty towers and others, one of the reasons why Britain is Great Britain :D

"Don't mention the war!" - John Cleese as Basil Fawlty in Fawlty towers

by Urburu November 2, 2005