crackling

Bit of crackling: An attractive young woman. Somewhat outdated. Used to be popular until circa 1970s.

She's a nice bit of crackling.

by mrmugwump September 24, 2006

canalingus

When a dog licks your butt.

I was awakened the other morning by my dog performing canalingus on me. I was thrilled for a third of a second until I woke up, realized whose tongue it was, and kicked him out of bed.

by floorwax June 23, 2009

Crinkling

Something humans say when they’re laughing.

AHAHAH, OH, PINK, I MEAN, ‘FRIEND’, THAT JOKE WAS SO FUNNY! I’M CRINKLING. I’M CRUMPLING UP INTO A LITTLE BALL. I’M FOLDING. YOU’RE DOING ORIGAMI WITH ME. I CAN’T BELIEVE HOW FUNNY THAT WAS. I’M COLLAPSING.

by BitterlyJitteryandAlsoAnxious February 15, 2020

Crackling crackhole

The act of having an extremely itchy butthole. Normally occuring after the act of deficating, crapping, shitting, pooping, or sharting.

Croy: Crandle, I just sharted about an hour ago. I have the worst case of crackling crackhole ever.
Crandle: Dude, you should just take a shower and clean that thing out. Or use a shartstraw, whatever is more convenient.

by Juice9610 January 15, 2010

Pork Crackling

Pork rinds, pork crisps: the fried skin of a pig. usually British

Pork crackling is best when served fresh cooked!

by pendraggon October 18, 2008

flankling

the slight movement of the head while wearing large earrings.

flankling!

by asianloveee21 July 10, 2010

cranking duel

The act of crying and wanking, then formed into a competition between a group of friends. The game involves performing the act of cranking, then collecting the produced fluids before having to drink all fluids produced. First to down the produce wins the duel.

Also known as crank-off.

Guy 1: Hey man, this is so boring.
Guy 2: Yeah, you know. Wanna crank?
Guy 3: What about a cranking duel ..?
Guy 1: Sure thing! I'm a cranking master.

by jmLTspanish August 6, 2012